Apparently it’s time for me to, once again, check in with the “Cannibal Crew” i.e. my bros over in ‘Hannibal’ production. Listen, this wouldn’t be necessary if they weren’t like the baby, murder-obsessed lambs I never had as a child, okay?! *sigh* Anyhoo, wanna see what I’ve got in my goodie bag?! Just let me light the candles of my Bryan Fuller shrine first, to set the mooooooooooood.
Flower crowns continue to take over while most of us rend our shirts in passion because, seriously, WE ARE FRAGILE BEINGS:
photos via @BryanFuller
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mads Mikkelsen set many a metalhead’s loins afire (as if he has to try anyway). *I personally find that frozen peas in my crotch work fairly well and recommend it to everyone similarly afflicted. Cold that contours, ftw.*:
Exceptional “Fannibal” art is STILL churning out with commendable regularity:
photo via @teamteaseit (Shannon Law)
photo via @Haldthin (Iris)
The official ‘Hannibal’ Twitter reminded us of what’s important:
Charlie, the office mascot, received a Wendigo-approved makeover, like a boss:
(And can we talk about how fucking awesome it is that they have an official office mascot?! Look at how stoic he is for his glamor shot! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgeih;edhiaeo;gyiao;giao;giwO:gae <– my feels)
And another clip of the gag reel was released! Anyone else for a buddy reality show starring Laurence Fishburne and Hugh Dancy? Just sayin’, I’d be so down for it.
By the way, heads up that you can pre-order your Hannibal – Season 1 DVDs at Amazon.com with all the extras now! Don’t ask if I’ve already done so when you know damned well what I’ll tell you. Get to it and make momma proud!