State Of The Hannibal “HeAteUs” Address

Apparently it’s time for me to, once again, check in with the “Cannibal Crew” i.e. my bros over in ‘Hannibal’ production. Listen, this wouldn’t be necessary if they weren’t like the baby, murder-obsessed lambs I never had as a child, okay?! *sigh* Anyhoo, wanna see what I’ve got in my goodie bag?! Just let me light the candles of my Bryan Fuller shrine first, to set the mooooooooooood.

Flower crowns continue to take over while most of us rend our shirts in passion because, seriously, WE ARE FRAGILE BEINGS:

photos via @BryanFuller

Caroline Dhavernas
Caroline Dhavernas

 

Laurence Fishburne
Laurence Fishburne

 

will crown
Hugh Dancy in Will’s cell, omg, I can’t.

 

Hettienne Park, Aaron Abrams, and Scott Thompson with the "pizza corpse".
Hettienne Park, Aaron Abrams, and Scott Thompson with the “pizza corpse”.

 

Bless Gillian Anderson for wearing a flower crown during scene tests. She remains a queen.
Bless Gillian Anderson for wearing a flower crown during scene tests. She remains a queen.

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mads Mikkelsen set many a metalhead’s loins afire (as if he has to try anyway).  *I personally find that frozen peas in my crotch work fairly well and recommend it to everyone similarly afflicted. Cold that contours, ftw.*:

...just get in me, already.
…just get in me, already.

 

Exceptional “Fannibal” art is STILL churning out with commendable regularity:

How do you art?!
How do you art?!

photo via @teamteaseit (Shannon Law)

Gillian Anderson commissioned these plushies from Fannibal Iris! I want one to cuddle!
Gillian Anderson commissioned these plushies from Fannibal Iris! I want one to cuddle!

photo via @Haldthin (Iris)

 

The official ‘Hannibal’ Twitter reminded us of what’s important:

First trimester in the bag, y'all.
First trimester in the bag, y’all.

 

Charlie, the office mascot, received a Wendigo-approved makeover, like a boss:
Mascot
(And can we talk about how fucking awesome it is that they have an official office mascot?! Look at how stoic he is for his glamor shot! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgeih;edhiaeo;gyiao;giao;giwO:gae <– my feels)


Bryan’s flawless taste looks like it’ll land Diva Julia in intensive care so, I’m getting a hold of an oxygen tank, just in case.

bowie convo

referencing this shot:
angel maker

 

And another clip of the gag reel was released! Anyone else for a buddy reality show starring Laurence Fishburne and Hugh Dancy? Just sayin’, I’d be so down for it.

 

By the way, heads up that you can pre-order your Hannibal – Season 1 DVDs at Amazon.com with all the extras now! Don’t ask if I’ve already done so when you know damned well what I’ll tell you. Get to it and make momma proud!

One Response to State Of The Hannibal “HeAteUs” Address

  1. All I need is a photo of David Bowie in a flower crown. No. Wait. All I need is for David Bowie to play Hannibal’s uncle…and I will die happy. – DivaJulia