David Beckham took to Facebook to post a lovely photo of his pregnant wife, Victoria sunning herself.
Now listen. Victoria technically wasn’t LOOKING — but I tell you what, she bloody-well KNEW her photo was being taken. She’s no different than the rest of us (whom I lovingly refer to as “Vain Bitches”). We all want photo-approval, don’t we? And if you happen to be Victoria Beckham, you had BETTER give her some say-so.
It was just a few days ago that Posh flatly announced that she will never pose nude — pregnant or not.
She explained to WWD:
“I’m so proud to be pregnant and I feel so blessed and so happy, I really do. But I’m just not that kind of person. So, no, I won’t be taking my clothes off. I don’t think anyone needs to see that, other than my husband. Absolutely not.”
Good for VB. She can do as she pleases…and I adore her. You can count on lots of dorkiness from me once that baby “ghehh-ohh“ (as David pronounces it) is finally brought into her world of perfection!