I make no secret of how much I loathe George Lopez. I don’t find him one bit funny; never have. He makes Jay Leno’s lowest common denominator brand of humor appear highbrow. Now, George’s whore-chasing ass has been verbally kicked by Kirstie Alley in response to his dumbassery from Tuesday night on his dumbass show.
“On Tuesday, Lopez compared Alley to a pig in a series of insults based on her Monday night performance on “Dancing With The Stars.” The digs were not subtle.
“She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away,” Lopez said. “Before the show she went to the market, then she had roast beef, and this is her going all the way home,” he continued before cutting to a video of a pig squealing, from a recent Geico commercial.
Now, Alley has responded to the insults, hitting back via Twitter.
“Don’t worry about George’s comments…just remember what happens to the big bad, drunk woolf…falls in a boiling pot of vodka.Piggy laughs,”
Lopez then tried to backpedal and half-ass apologize to Kirstie:
“I misjudged the joke. No malice was intended and I apologize to Kirstie,” George Tweeted Thursday evening.
Alley then took to Twitter again to say, “I don’t need or want ur apology…I want your kidney dude..on behalf of ur X and all the women uv insulted…give it back.”
Dude, you’re not going to win this one. Kirstie will end up roasting YOU with an apple in your mouth on a spit in her backyard.
Team Kirstie all the way!