Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Welcome Another Baby Daughter

Oh, Alba.

 

Big whoop news. Jessica Alba had a tummy-tuck gave birth to her second daughter today.  Alba is one of my least favorite celebrities to write about, which is why I rarely do–but my SilverFox husband thinks she’s hot.  So here we go with the baby news.

via CNN.com

“Jessica Alba gave birth Saturday to her second daughter with husband Cash Warren, according to a post Sunday on the actress’s Facebook page.

Haven Garner Warren weighed in at 7 pounds and measured 19 inches long, Alba said in the posting.

“Healthy and happy! Big Sister Honor couldn’t be more excited about the new addition to our family,” the post read.

She concluded the post by thanking fans for their support during her pregnancy.

It means the world to me.”

Whatever. It “means the world” to her because she’s got another lame Spy Kids sequel coming out.  I’m pretty sure it’s called Spy Kids 856 – We’re Getting Desperado – A Robert Rodriguez Film.

And HAVEN?  Oh, brother.

We KNOW you're pregnant. Ya don't have to hold the belly in every shot.

via NYDailyNews:

“On her post-pregnancy diet, she revealed that she essentially starves herself in order to lose the baby weight.

“I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered. But I also work out, so basically I’m starving. It sucks. I drink a lot of water,” she disclosed.”

Let the starvation begin, Alba.  Nice example.

I mean, CONGRATULATIONS.   Sorry.

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