Jesse James and Kat Von D are engaged…ewww.

Oh brother.

Around this time last year, we were all on our high horses and/or Huffy bikes about PigPen’s Uncle Jesse cheatin’ on America’s Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock.  Oh, what a difference a year makes.  Jesse MEANS it this time, you guys.

Even PigPen is embarrassed.

Get a load of what Jesse James had to say about his upcoming nuptials to Kat Von D…

via People.com

“You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs,” James tells PEOPLE exclusively.

“I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said ‘yes.’ Growing old with her is going to be a f—-n’ blast!”

Good thing my hair is in a perpetual pony-tail…no one had to hold my scraggly mop back while I spewed after reading that verbal  overdose of ipecac.

Gross.  And guess what else? I don’t even wanna imagine the little tattooed-at-birth-piece-of-white-trash these two could produce.  No.

Oh, but before I forget, I understand the happy couple is registered with the L.A. County Health Department.  Hep C vaccines are at the top of their list.

2 Responses to Jesse James and Kat Von D are engaged…ewww.

  1. I have been getting so many Sandra Bullock references in my life right now, that I can’t even stand it. And this only made it hit home even more.

    I hope they (jesse and kat) both stay sober and that his KIDS get therapy.