"Which skinny star refused to touch her meal during the Oscars ceremony, insisting, conveniently, she'd "already eaten"? Discreet waiters quietly carried her left-over grub away."

via CDaN

Jaaayzus.  James Cameron's wife, Suzy Amis (someone said she looked like Clint Eastwood - pretty GD funny), Victoria Beckham, Madonna, Hilary Swank, Carey Mulligan...good LAWD, the list is never-ending.  I saw ALL of them.  It's the biggest Blind Item cliche` answer, but come ON.

Okay, except for all the gals from "Precious" - and I mean that it a GOOD way. I'd sit at their table and have some fun.

Mama Nicole watchng out for Harlow

She's a big girl now!

This is just a post for cuteness, plain and simple.  Joel Madden and Nicole Richie's daughter, Harlow is so stinkin' cute I can't stand to look at her!!   Look how tiny and big-girlie she is all at the same time with her own little drink from The Coffee Bean today.

DOLLY!!  Love her.

The Coreys, back in the day

Corey Feldman and Corey Haim - Friends through the years..

The first person most people thought about after hearing about the death of Corey Haim, is his friend and co-star for so many years, Corey Feldman.  The were referred to as "The Coreys" throughout their careers.

via Corey Feldman's Blog:

"I was woken up at 830 AM this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me about the loss of my brother Corey. My eyes weren't even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry to Corey, Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson on how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a differance [sic]. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art he has left behind will be remembered as the passion of what he truly lived for.
Corey Feldman "The Two Corey's" "

Corey Haim, Dead at 38

Corey Haim - Lost Boy, Rest Peacefully

Child actor, Corey Haim has died at the age of 38, apparently of an accidental drug overdose.

via USAToday.com

Corey Haim's mother, Judy Haim, told RadarOnline.com in an interview this morning that she is battling cancer."I am a cancer victim and Corey was helping me at home," Haim told Radar at the apartment where Corey collapsed. "He was a good boy. I'm devastated by his death."

Haim had been suffering from flu-like symptoms for several days before finally stumbling in front of his mother at her Los Angeles apartment early Wednesday morning, a coroner spokesman confirms.

"As he got out of bed, he felt a little weak and went down to the floor on his knees," Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter told AP. His mother called paramedics."

In an interview back in 2004,  Corey spoke candidly about his drug use:

via ContactMusic.com:

"THE LOST BOYS star COREY HAIM shocked doctors with the gargantuan quantity of drugs he was consuming during his career heyday in the late 1980s.

Haim took so many illegal substances - including "about 85" valium tablets a day - he became a "nervous wreck".

The 32-year-old says, "I was working on Lost Boys when I smoked my first joint. But a year before that I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film LUCAS.

"I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s, which was not the best place to be. I did cocaine for about a year and a half, then it led to crack.

"I started on the downers which were a hell of a lot better than the uppers because I was a nervous wreck.

"But one led to two, two led to four

four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day - the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium - I'm not talking about the other pills I went through."

The child star attempted rehab 15 times before he suffered a stroke.

He explains, "I was numb and I had lots of swollen lymph nodes, my heart was hurting and I had blood clots in my arm and leg."

At the time this interview was given, Corey suggested that he was "clean and sober".  Corey continued to struggle with a comeback, along with "the other Corey" Feldman.  Hollywood does indeed tend to use up young actors and spit them out when it's done with them.

Another one.  Another soul lost.

Lindsay's next lawsuit...

Just sayin'...I think Lindsay probably answers to the name "Shankopotomus" more than her own name.

What the GOTdamnhell is this?

Oh wait. It's SKANKopotomus. My bad.

Andy and Conan - Two Decent Human Beings

Andy's pissed.  And he's naming names. While sitting in for Regis Philbin on "Regis and Kelly", Conan O'Brien's former sidekick, Andy Richter told all of America  just what exactly transpired with regard to their Tonight Show's ultimate demise.

Watch with me, won't you?

Jay Leno and NBC President, Jeff Zucker both suck. Hard. (And probably each other.)  Hmmph.

Oh, Lindsay. You Milkaholic, you.

Just because I rarely use Lindsay's surname, doesn't mean everyone else does the same.  Just because I totally think the E*TRADE folks totally were referring to Lindsay in their "Milka-whaaa?" commercial, doesn't mean everyone else does.

Lindsay thinks she's right up there with the likes of Cher, Madonna and Oprah...you know, The One-Named Bitches.  Her attorney had the gall to say:

"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

Subliminal??   It was blatant (read: blatantly hilarious).  Personally, I think the Milkaholic should at least get royalties.  Then the E*TRADE folks should re-shoot the ad with Lindsay in place of that little strawberry blond toddler girl in the black dress.  Cha-CHING!

Am I the only one to speak out on Lindsay's behalf?

Um. Durrrrr.

"This C list actress ex-wife has told her much higher list ex-husband that she will need $1M to keep quiet about everything she knows."

via CDaN

Really?  She can't get more than $1M from Charl him to keep quiet??

Kellan Lutz is talking dirty to you.

The latest gasp-inducing Calvin Klein commercial makes use of hotties Kellan Lutz (”Twilight”), Mehcad Brooks (”True Blood” and “The Deep End”) as well as Spanish tennis ace Fernando Verdasco and Japanese soccer star Hidetoshi Nakata, who all appear to be using quite a few naughty words, but are marked with an X over their mouths.

This should air on the LOGO Channel without much hoopla (did I actually use the word hoopla??), but probably not on CBS.  Or ABC.  Or NBC...you get the idea.