Now, I’m not saying that the Beckhams might have done a little petri dish hokus pokus to finally get a pink one. I’m NOT. All I know is that on the other side of my boys’ family, the MEN IN THE FAMILY HAVE BABY BOYS. Not a single girl out of 8000 grandkids in that family. (Give or take.) I’m just…sayin’, and (say it with meh!) I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard!
I am personally looking forward to hearing David say the word “girl“. Let’s see if I can spell it phonetically…”ghehh-ohh“. Annette? Is that about right? (Believe me, my darling Annette does NOT have an English accent like the Beckhams, I just think she can analyze my ridiculousness from across the Pond.)
And guess what? I can’t WAIT to see this baby. She’ll be well-behaved in public (and that’s what really matters, after all) unlike a certain tantrum-throwing binky-sucking Stinkfoot who sets my hair aflame with her antics.
WHAT will the Beckhams name this “ghehh-ohh“? I really do love all of the names of their boys…Brooklyn Joseph Beckham, Romeo James Beckham, Cruz David Beckham. Romeo is my favorite, but goodnesss that’s a lot to live up to in a name, isn’t it?
Lest we forget, David and Victoria have indeed been invited to the Royal Wedding of William and Kate. I am as excited to see what Posh wears almost as much as seeing Kate’s wedding dress. Almost.
GAAAAH! “Freee boys” and a “ghehh-ohh“!! WATCH THE VIDEO!