Dipped in Cream’s Angel Straight From Heaven, Brittani, already wrote last night’s recap of The Voice, but I need to add my 2 cents about one topic in particular–Bitchtina Backfatguilera’s Piss-Poor Attitude. (Feel free to use that as the title of your next crappy cd, Xtina. You just better PAY this bony-assed bitch for the suggestion.)
What the GOTdamnhell is wrong with this alcohol-bloated mess? Oh, believe me, I have a crap-ton of examples as to why this hot tranny mess is so mean, and I plan on giving you a few to ponder.
- Xtina pretended not to know who Tony Vincent’s name during a critique of his final performance a few weeks ago: “Tony? That’s your name, right?” Yeah. Nice one. Clearly she hates the name Tony.
- I believe Backfatguilera ™ had in OUT for Tony Lucca from the git-go. She truly pretended not to remember him from a very pivotal time in her life–The Mickey Mouse Club. Remember when she ran back to tell him “Britney had the biggest crush on you!”–I call bullshit on that one. I’d be willing to wager that Xtina was the one who was enamored; and possibly rejected.
- Backfatguilera ™ was caught by the camera checking out her FINGERNAILS during Tony Lucca’s tribute to Adam Levine, complete with pursed lips.
- Last night was ALL ABOUT Xtina being sick…every single time she
bitched and moanedspoke, she felt the need to remind everyone. She should’ve warned us about the back view of her dress. Somewhere in the greater Los Angeles area a shallow grave has been dug and a certain stylist has gone “missing”.*
I could go on and on…but really? Why should I when I can just keep writing “Bitchtina Backfatguilera ™ ” over and over again?
*Thanks for that line, Patrick.
See you next Tuesday, Backfatguilera ™. (Oh, wait…it IS Tuesday.)