Category Archives: You Better Reccanize

Lily Allen Gets Her Period, Throws A Bit Of Diva-Shade In ‘Sheezus’ Video

 

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Don’t let Lily Allen’s babydoll-singsongy-rap fool you into thinking she’s sitting at home with her babies and phoning it in…she’s about to “get her period”, and she’s as clever as ever.

RiRi isn’t scared of Katy Perry‘s roaring / Queen Bey‘s gone back to the drawing, Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you / Kid ain’t one to f— with when she’s only on her debut.”

“We’re all watching Gaga, LOL and haha,” the British songstress continues. “Dying for the art, so, really she’s a martyr.”

Even though it’s clear Lily isn’t really cool with all this Diva Against Diva shit that seems to be the Internet past-time, she still wants that crown, bitch.

You can (and should) pre-order Lily’s new album Sheezus on iTunes now.

Nirvana With Joan Jett – Performance At Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Cerermony – VIDEO

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Photos: via Billboard.com

Well, the FEELS I’m having while watching and listening hard to Joan Jett perform ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit‘ with the [remaining–ugh] members of Nirvana at last night’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony…I mean, I knew it was gonna be great, but I sure didn’t expect to get all fucking emotional about it! Honestly, you people.

Oh well. Whatever. Nevermind. Watch for yourselves, man. 


Right? Joan MuhFuh’n JETT. All DAY. I really just have to roll my eyes to the very back of my skull at the idiots out there who bitched about Dave, Krist and Pat asking this ICON to lead them in what is an American classic; the song that CHANGED EVERYTHING. I’m going to make a couple of blanket statements about who’s doing the actual bitching: Dude-bros and people who were NOT EVEN BORN yet, to understand just how perfect of a choice Joan was to stand it Kurt’s place.

You probably also heard that Lorde, Annie Clark and Kim Gordon each took on ‘All Apologies’, ‘Lithium’ and ‘Aneurysm’, respectively.  Please feel free to catch these performances via 107.7 The End – Seattle.  You might get an idea of how we, the local people, feel about the induction performances.

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Joan? You rocked your shit harder than ever. Kurt? We all still miss you.

Dipped In Cream Is In The Recovery Room!

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Ow. It hurts, but pain and beauty often go hand in hand, oui?  

Dipped in Cream is LIVE again, for the love of Pete. We are still bandaged and bruised and our stitches and staples are still throbbing. HOWEVER. We’re on our way to becoming TREMENDOUS. In my mind, we’re all staying at the Four Seasons Hotel in Florence, Italy while we recover.

 

 

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Photo: via FourSeasonsHotelFirenze

(Just nod politely, mmkay?)

Bear with us while we’re still taped-up and eating through a straw, please?