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Kristen Stewart Releases Statement Regarding Cheating on Robert Pattinson With Married Director Rupert Sanders

Photos: ONTD via

Well now.  It appears that Kristen Stewart is admitting to cheating on her Twilight Saga boyfriend, Robert Pattinson with her married director-friend, Robert Sanders.  Here’s what KStew had to say, after being given a heads-up about the photos: that what I THINK is going on there?


“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

Pics don't lie.


I understand Kristen is getting verbally beaten up by the Twihards on Tumblr and all kinds of other websites.  This is some serious ish for those folks.  Ya know what? Girlfriend is 22 years old and has been in this business her whole life.  Boundaries aren’t a part of being in Hollywood–add that to being incredibly young and you get situations like this. And NO. I’m no condoning any of this–I’m more apt to give the side-eye to Rupert Sanders who is married, a father and is 41 years old.  I’d say HE has more responsibility here…he was her boss, after all. Right?

Kristen’s career will survive this mis-step; and so will everyone else.  In other words, “Settle Down“.


Forbes Magazine List 10 Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood. Derrrrp.

"Eff YOU, Theron...I mean, Number FIVE." - Kristen Stewart


This LIST.   I actually get why Sourpuss Stewart is the Number One Highest Paid Actress in Hollywood,  (that’s what is tattooed on her middle finger, obviously).  Twihards seeing that movie over and over and over, PLUS merch? Did Sourpuss pull a Jack Nicholson (as The Joker in Tim Burton’s Batman) and get a crap-load of a percentage in lunchbox sales? I’ll bet she did.

Here’s the full list:

10. Jennifer (Only Good in “Horrible Bosses”) Aniston – $12 million

9. Kristen (Good for Her!) Wiig – $12 million

8. Meryl (We’re ALL So OVER) Streep – $12 million

7. The Sarah Jessica Parker Stables $15 million

The Stables

6. Julia (Also in The Stables) Roberts – $16 million

5. Charlize (“J’Adaaaaaaaaaah”) Theron – $18 million

4. Angelina Bloody Jolie – $20 million

3. Sandra (Did She Even Make a Film Lately?) Bullock – $25 million

2. Cameron (Spinster) Diaz – $34 million

1. KStew (aka “Sourpuss”) – $34.5 million

Congratulations…to some of you.

Kids’ Choice Awards 2012, Full List Of Slimy Winners!

Will Smith, mixing up the Slime

It was a fun, loud and slimy night at Nickelodeons Kids’ Choice Awards. The annual event honored kids’ favorites in movies and music, the show was hosted by Will Smith this year who of course had his famous family in tow.

Will promised that they would have the most slime of any show in the awards’ history and KCAs did not disappoint. Halle Berry, Glee‘s Chris Colfer, Taylor Lautner and big winner Justin Bieber were all slimed.

If I see that stupid surprised face on Taylor Swift one more time...

First Lady Michelle Obama, who was on hand to present an award for charity to Taylor Swift, just missed the green slime with her daughters, Sasha and Malia in the audience. Performer Katy Perry wore a bright green dress in tribute to her sliming from a couple of years ago, while Cee Lo, who SPOILER was the “creepy voice” terrorizing the show, got turned into an ice cream sundae. Something I don’t think he minded too much.

More than 220 million votes were made, the most ever. Here are all the winners!

Favorite TV Show:‬ ‪Victorious

‬Favorite Reality Show:‬ ‪Wipeout

Favorite TV Actor‬ ‪: Jake Short (A.N.T. Farm)‬

Favorite TV Actress‬: Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place)‬

Funniest TV Sidekick‬: Jennette McCurdy (iCarly)‬

Favorite Cartoon‬: SpongeBob SquarePants

Favorite Male Athlete‬: ‪Tim Tebow‬

Favorite Female Athlete‬: Danica Patrick‬

Favorite Movie‬ ‪Alvin and the ChipmunksChipwrecked

Favorite Movie Actor‬: Adam Sandler (Jack & Jill)‬

Favorite Movie Actress‬: Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1)

‬Favorite Animated Movie‬: Puss in Boots

Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie‬:‪ Katy Perry (The Smurfs)‬ ‪‬ ‪‬ ‪‪

Favorite Music Group‬: ‪Big Time Rush‬

Favorite Male Singer‬: Justin Bieber‬

Favorite Female Singer‬: ‪Selena Gomez

‬Favorite Song‬: “Party Rock Anthem” (by LMFAO)‬ ‪‬ ‪‬ ‪‪

Favorite Book‬: Diary of a Wimpy Kid series

Favorite Videogame‬: Just Dance 3

Snoutner needs no prosethics to look like a thinner version of "The Hulk", fyi.

Favorite Buttkicker:‬ ‪Taylor Snoutner Lautner‬ ‪

I assume we’ll be seeing the same group of dorks folks next year. Can’t wait. Sigh.