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The Kardashians are on the cover of Redbook?

WHAT could be more wholesome?

So the Kardashians are now infiltrating real, live women’s magazines now?  Honestly AND forPITYsake.  You guys, they work super, super hard, mmkay?

via Redbook:

On people’s fascination with them: “We are a real family,” Khloe says. “We don’t sugarcoat anything. We’re not the Brady Bunch, but we always put each other first. We love each other on camera, we cry on camera. I think people relate to the realness of it.”

On living a public life: “There’s nothing I’m really ashamed of, and I work hard on the show and all my other projects,” Kim says. “I don’t drink or do drugs, so I’m comfortable showing the world what my life is all about.”

On the biggest misconceptions about them: “It’s annoying when I hear, ‘What do your girls do?'” says mom Kris. “Well, first of all, all of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old. So to me, that’s a huge misconception—that the girls don’t work. They work 25 hours a day. And that they don’t have any talent? They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?”

On family values: “Our joy in life is that we always have each other,” Kris says. “So I’ve tried to teach my kids three things: love God, love your family, and love yourself.”

Confession time.  I’ve been known to watch marathons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.  But I keep it old skool…I haven’t watched any of the spin-offs.  I have some scruples. Sheesh.

Khloe Kardashian’s Wedding Dress and Other Crap

Vera Wang’s Big “n Tall Collection
“Baby, could you gimme a tranny-back ride?
I’m too f^&king drunk!”
Photos via TMZ.com
Here’s what y’all have been lookin’ for…The Dress. Khloe’s big, giant Vera Wang wedding dress.
For the life of me, I cannot understand  the crazy interest in this chick’s wedding. Her claim to fame (i.e. resume) is that her dad was a very accomplished attorney in L.A. (he was part of the OJ Defense Team back when he was on trail for damn-near decapitating his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend, Ron Goldman); Khloe’s step-dad is plastic surgery enthusiast and oh yeah, Olympic Gold Medalist, Bruce Jenner; sister Kim is really the reason this family are pseudo-celebrities due to her sex-tape with an D-list rapper, Ray J. (Are you taking notes??) Naturally, E! gave them their own reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, produced by none other than Ryan Gaycrest Seacrest.
I found this little piece on Khloe at AskMen.com:

“Khloe Kardashian, aka Baby K, is the youngest and most statuesque of the Kardashian sisters. Familiar to the fanatic faithful who watch her regularly on Keeping Up with  the Kardashians, she’s now a headliner on the new spin-off series Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. When she’s not living the celebrity life for the viewing masses, she’s working on the radio, selling fashion items through her store chain and taking her clothes off in the name of stopping animal cruelty. There’s also the small matter of a quickie marriage to Lamar Odom that has gotten her a mountain of attention. ” 
Let’s not forget Khloe’s DUI a couple of years ago. She checked that item off of the How to be a Dumbass Celeb and Get Your Name in the Tabloids list. Nicely done.
Khloe and Kim’s sister, Kourtney is pregnant and all over the tabloids…for no. Good. Reason…other than the idiotic celebrity qualifications I’ve so beautifully outlined.
Ugh. Nice way to start a Monday morning. My head hurts already.

Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone. America’s Bad Girl?

 

I am going to disagree with Rolling Stone Magazine referring to Megan Fox as “American’s Bad Girl”.  Here’s why:

My temper is ridiculously bad. I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”


Megan, I dub thee, “America’s Crazy Bitch Who is in Dire Need of a Straightjacket”.

Dear Lord, please never let this chick give birth. Amen.