I’m THISCLOSE to starting a new blog called PoorKate.com. Seriously. This painting had to be chosen by the Queen and her Horse-in-Law, Camilla. I can see these two biddies elbowing each other and snickering behind Poor Kate’s back. Or right in FRONT of her back. Wrinkles, bags and jowls. Oh my.
As IF Kate doesn’t feel crappy enough with her difficult and barfy pregnancy, she has to presented with an Official Portrait of her poor self looking like she’s never seen the light of day, but has aged 25 years since her wedding day, all while still wearing that blue dress.
I’m tempted to Photoshop this horrible thing on Poor Kate’s behalf. What do YOU guys think? Is it just me??
Wow…attractive, married Royals being attracted to each other? Why, I NEVER! I think these photos have shed some more light on the fact that William and Kate are truly into one another, and being the Official Royal Dork that I am, I love it!
Let’s do some body-language dissecting, shall we? During yesterday’s Team GB’s gold medal win of the sprint cycling competition, right in FRONT of everyone’s BACKS, Wills grabs Kate by the waist with both arms while facing her. Notice Kate’s perfectly exposed belly as she grins from ear to ear. I say gotdaaayum. And William’s face? I need smelling salts to take this all in. Could they really be that excited about a cycling race?
The look on Kate’s face reminds me of someone…
Lovely show of affection, kids. I hope The Queen doesn’t admonish you for this behavior!
I love that little blond Master Tom Pettifer who’s being a total camera-hog. And there’s “Grumpy Grace” van Cutsem with that sour puss she’s becoming so famous for…more on that later.
Earlier today, the newlyweds went on a small walk-about, looking every bit the happy couple.
It’s being reported that William and Kate are not rushing into a honeymoon. I do hope they are left alone when they do go on a nice holiday. (Of course, I’ll post the photos on Dipped in Cream if they are NOT left alone!)