Category Archives: The Royal Wedding 2011

Let’s Chat About Kate’s ‘Official Portrait’, Shall We?



I’m THISCLOSE to starting a new blog called  Seriously.  This painting had to be chosen by the Queen and her Horse-in-Law, Camilla.  I can see these two biddies elbowing each other and snickering behind Poor Kate’s back.  Or right in FRONT of her back.  Wrinkles, bags and jowls.  Oh my.

As IF Kate doesn’t feel crappy enough with her difficult and barfy pregnancy, she has to presented with an Official Portrait of her poor self looking like she’s never seen the light of day, but has aged 25 years since her wedding day, all while still wearing that blue dress.

I’m tempted to Photoshop this horrible thing on Poor Kate’s behalf.  What do YOU guys think?  Is it just me??

William and Kate Appear To Be Up To ‘The Devil’s Work’ at the London Olympics

And it makes us smile!

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

Wow…attractive, married Royals being attracted to each other?  Why, I NEVER! I think these photos have shed some more light on the fact that William and Kate are truly into one another, and being the Official Royal Dork that I am, I love it!

Let’s do some body-language dissecting, shall we? During yesterday’s Team GB’s gold medal win of the sprint cycling competition, right in FRONT of everyone’s BACKS, Wills grabs Kate by the waist with both arms while facing her. Notice Kate’s perfectly exposed belly as she grins from ear to ear.  I say gotdaaayum.  And William’s face? I need smelling salts to take this all in.  Could they really be that excited about a cycling race?


C'mon. You're smiling, too. Admit it.

The look on Kate’s face reminds me of someone…

Oh, Scarlett...

Lovely show of affection, kids.  I hope The Queen doesn’t admonish you for this behavior!

Official Royal Wedding Portraits & Day-After Photos!

April 29, 2011: The Royal Wedding Group in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace with the Bride and Groom, The Bride and Groom, TRH The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in the centre with attendants, (clockwise from bottom right) The Hon. Margarita Armstrong-Jones, Miss Eliza Lopes, Miss Grace van Cutsem, Lady Louise Windsor, Master Tom Pettifer, Master William Lowther-Pinkerton.

I love that little blond Master Tom Pettifer who’s being a total camera-hog.  And there’s “Grumpy Gracevan Cutsem with that sour puss she’s becoming so famous for…more on that later.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, aka Earl and Countess of Strathearn, aka The Baron and Baroness Carrickfergus, aka WILLS and KATE!
The BIG Portrait

Earlier today, the newlyweds went on a small walk-about, looking every bit the happy couple.

I LOVE this photo.


It’s being reported that William and Kate are not rushing into a honeymoon.  I do hope they are left alone when they do go on a nice holiday.  (Of course, I’ll post the photos on Dipped in Cream if they are NOT left alone!)