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Victoria’s Secret has “sexy” (read: slutty) Halloween costumes

YAY! Imma SAILOR, y'all!

What took them so long, is what I wanna know.  Victoria’s Secret is finally giving us slutty “sexy” Halloween costumes!  (I say this, knowing full-well my son Hunter asked me if I got MY costume for this year at Lover’s Package.  Smartass.)  And no.  I’m not tellin’ ya what it Stephen and I are going to be for Halloween, so don’t ask.

Let’s take a look at these oh, so original little whore-ups get-ups, shall we?

I see Kim Kardashian in this one...

That icky Paris Hilton would wear this -- what is she now, 37?
Miley's little sister, Noah would totally be into this one, eh? I think she's 10?
And of course, big sis, Miley keeps it classy with the Cowgirl.

Do you have your shit together for Halloween?? Come ON, people.  It’s time to get your sluttiness on.

LeAnn Rimes and that Eddie guy are just PARADIN’ it around..

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes “golfing”

Ugh. These two again. Just flaunting it for all the world to see–too bad Eddie’s wife, Brandi Glanville isn’t taking this crap lying down. It seems Miss Brandi saw exactly what was going on during a double-date in the midst of filming of that gawd-awful Lifetime movie Eddie and LeAnn were filming.

via People Magazine:

“We went to play pool, went for sushi, dancing,” Brandi tells People Magazine.

Not only was her husband flirting with Rimes, but also Brandi explains that LeAnn was also very affectionate with Eddie. “They were very touchy-feely,” she says.

“They seemed happy. [But] I felt like it was almost like ‘I love my husband. I’m not after your husband.'”

Brandi stood by her husband when news of the affair broke but Eddie would reportedly always talk about LeAnn, which was when Brandi decided it was time to call it quits.

“We were in therapy, but he never stopped talking to [LeAnn] so how could that have worked?” asks Brandi.”

Eddie’s looking square in the eye at some hefty spousal and child support payments. Lawd knows he doesn’t get that much work.

Lindsay Lohan is a dirty girl. But we all knew that, didn’t we?

If we didn’t know better,
we’d assume this was a hooker
looking for the bathroom in a nice
retail store to ________:
Fill in the blank.

Lindsay clearly needs a wash. Who walks around a store with feet like that? She’s also taken to not wearing a bra. Normally, that wouldn’t bother me that much, but with her stick-like frame, her big ol’sagging boobies are, well, nast. If anyone else tried to get into this shop they’d be shunned quicker than Vivian in Pretty Woman–who at least had the decency to OWN her prostituting ways. Know’msayin’?

Do I need to remind everyone that Lindsay just turned 23?