Category Archives: Seal Claps

Bryan Cranston And Aaron Paul Kill It In Hilarious Emmy Promo – Barely Legal Pawn

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I’m not even kidding when I tell you people that I would watch Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul do LAUNDRY. Basically, I just want a USTREAM “puppy-cam”-type deal, following them around 24/7. Is that too much to ask? AnyOBSESSION. Let’s all take a peek-a-loo at the awesomeness that is the Barely Legal Pawn Emmy promo. (Oh yeah, Julia Louis-Dreyfus is in the clip, as well.)

I tell ya what, Bryan Cranston can get all smarmy with me anytime he damn-well pleases–snakeskin boots and all. I’m totally gonna be wearing my “Tread Lightly” shirt on Monday, August 25th and screaming like a 13 year old One Direction goon when (not bloody IF) Bryan wins for Best Actor in a Drama for Breaking Bad.

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You’re goddamn right.

Nirvana With Joan Jett – Performance At Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Cerermony – VIDEO

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Photos: via Billboard.com

Well, the FEELS I’m having while watching and listening hard to Joan Jett perform ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit‘ with the [remaining–ugh] members of Nirvana at last night’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony…I mean, I knew it was gonna be great, but I sure didn’t expect to get all fucking emotional about it! Honestly, you people.

Oh well. Whatever. Nevermind. Watch for yourselves, man. 


Right? Joan MuhFuh’n JETT. All DAY. I really just have to roll my eyes to the very back of my skull at the idiots out there who bitched about Dave, Krist and Pat asking this ICON to lead them in what is an American classic; the song that CHANGED EVERYTHING. I’m going to make a couple of blanket statements about who’s doing the actual bitching: Dude-bros and people who were NOT EVEN BORN yet, to understand just how perfect of a choice Joan was to stand it Kurt’s place.

You probably also heard that Lorde, Annie Clark and Kim Gordon each took on ‘All Apologies’, ‘Lithium’ and ‘Aneurysm’, respectively.  Please feel free to catch these performances via 107.7 The End – Seattle.  You might get an idea of how we, the local people, feel about the induction performances.

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Joan? You rocked your shit harder than ever. Kurt? We all still miss you.

Seattle Seahawks Win Super Bowl XLVIII – Sports Illustrated Cover – FINALLY Getting Some Respect?

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Oh, it was a “boring” game. “Real football fans were bored to tears.”  Or, “You call THAT a RIOT?” regarding the city-wide mob of happiness that swept over OUR CITY last night. Yeah, the frat boys and girls at U-Dub made a big, fat bonfire out of couches and mattresses.  (They probably saved the Seattle Health Department a trip by burning those nasty household furnishings, because ewww.)

 

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Photo via Twitter

There’s a great and hilarious post over on Deadspin.com (that I wish I had written), complete with photos from last night’s celebration.

 

Seattle Seahawks Fans Gather To Watch The Super Bowl Against The Denver Broncos

Photo via: (Photo by David Ryder/Getty Images/Deadspin.com )

I came across a video posted (and narrated) by our own Rock God, Chris Cornell about the city of Seattle and our Seahawks. Take a moment, won’t you? Oh, and I LOVE Soundgarden’sWave” used as the soundtrack.

 

 

Songwriters: CORNELL/THAYIL of Soundgarden
Take, if you want a slice
If you want a piece
If it feels alright
Break, if you like the sound
If it gets you up
If it brings you downShare, if it makes you sleep
If it sets you free
If it helps you breathe
Don’t come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave

Cry, if you want to cry 

If it helps you see

If it clears your eyes

Hate, if you want to hate
If it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave

Pray, if you want to pray
If you like to kneel
If you like to lay

Don’t come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave

Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave

My wave

Cry, if you want to cry
If it helps you see
If it clears your eyes

Hate, if you want to hate
If it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave

Take, if you want a slice
If you want a piece
If it feels alright

Don’t come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave

My wave.

OUR WAVE.
And by the way, It’s official: the Seattle Seahawks SUPER BOWL WIN was the most-watched television event in U.S. history, EVER. Boring? I took a Facebook poll. Seems that it was “boring” in the sense that Bronco fans–and Seattle haters–put all their Sunday Faith in their “savior”  Peyton Manning. Say with me (and Manning)…
MANNING-OHSHIT
…12 seconds into the game.
“OH SHIT!!”
I learned a new phrase today, thanks to my girl Honey: “Tax that ass” as in, “No one in Broncos Country seemed to realize is the Seahawks had their number and were about to tax that ass like they did most of their season.”
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What was that score again? 
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Don’t come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave