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Oprah’s Favorite Things 2012, More Things We Can’t Afford

Photo: VH1

Just because ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show‘ isn’t on the air anymore doesn’t mean that Oprah isn’t going to be giving away more of her “Favorite Things.” This year’s list features sneakers from Michael Kors, headphones from Dr. Dre and a $45.00 dog bowl. Might as well spoil your pooches for the holidays too. Check out what else she has on her list!

Tom Ford Beauty Lipstick $192.00 from Neiman Marcus

That cool new Microsoft Surface Tablet $499 from the Microsoft Store

Dark Secret Chocolate $54 for a 30 Day Box if you use the code “OPRAH”

Milagro Select Barrel Reserve Silver Tequila $52.00 from Astor Wines

You can check out the rest of the items here, which also includes a $3,000 elliptical trainer. Because it’s Oprah. Her two-hour “Favorite Things” special airs Sunday, November 18 on OWN. I’ll be watching because I really miss seeing people lose their shit over sweaters and kitchen knives, don’t you?

[Editor’s Note: DivaJulia is losing her shit over the Tom Ford lipstick collection, but you already knew that, right?]

“YOU get a Afghan Hound sweater! YOU get a butcher knife! YOU get a Neiman Marcus Enema Kit!”

Oh. Anyway.

Kristen Stewart Thinks She’s ‘A Miserable C*nt’. Yikes.

Just pull her string!


Hypothetically, if Mattel was to make a doll of Kristen Stewart, complete with chronic bitch face, torn jeans and an overall indifference towards life, I’d like to think it would also be equipped with a voice box that recited something along the lines of “I’m a miserable c*nt” whenever a string on her back was pulled.

That might be why I was so filled with glee when this was the exact admission that Stewart herself made in a new interview with Marie Claire UK.

“I’m a miserable c*nt,” she proclaimed during the interview with Nicolas Ghesquière for the mag. “I’m not sure if I’m most happy when I’m comfortable and content or when I’m pushing myself to the limits.” She continued on to say, “There are such different versions of happy, and I really appreciate both.”

Do you really, Kristen? Although taken out of context, I can’t help but concur wholeheartedly with just the beginning part of that comment. And let’s be real, anyone could take one look at you and make that assessment all on their own.

One has to wonder if Stewart considers her chosen career to be “pushing [herself] to the limits” seeing as whether it be at premieres, awards shows, candid shots, or just plain ol’ acting in films, the girl never seems to be comfortable OR content. I suppose that shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise, though, considering this is the same person who just last year compared being photographed by the paparazzi to rape in Elle UK.

Acknowledging the fact that she’s a miserable c*nt may not be enough to cancel out all the asinine, obnoxious and ridiculous comments that Stewart has made in the media over the years, but hey, it’s a start. After all, if she can admit it, perhaps she’s more actually a lot more self-aware than I’ve ever given her credit for.

Having said all that, she’s probably just using the C-word in the manner in which the Brits do, since she’s got an English “boyfriend” [read: until the new Twilight publicity is finished].  The word basically just means that she think she’s an asshole, but whatevs.  She knew it would cause a stir, right?

Billie Joe Armstrong Drops The F-Bomb In a Fury At iHeartRadio in Las Vegas Over Performance Being Cut Short

Billie Joe Armstrong Was Not Happy…
Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day, went positively ballistic last night, on stage during the iHeartRadio Festival in Las Vegas.

After Usher rudely went approximately 25 minutes over his set time, festival organizers decided it was Green Day who’s set needed to be cut, in order to make room for the other performers. With good reason, this decision was clearly not taken well by Armstrong.

In the short clip, the 40-year-old, married father of two, cuts a song short and let’s loose an expletive-laden tirade after a one minute warning flashes on the teleprompter in front of him. Managing to drop approximately 20 different variations of the f-bomb, Armstrong repeats over and over his disgust for the fact that he’s being cut off, yelling at festival organizers that he has “been around since [fucking] nineteen eighty [fucking] eight” and that he “isn’t [fucking] Justin Bieber, you [motherfuckers].”

Because let’s be real, this is 2012 and you know, nobody would ever dream of cutting Justin Bieber’s set short.

As the crowd goes wild, no doubt enthralled in this totally unexpected punk rock display at the iHeartRadio awards, Armstrong ends his rant by shouting “Let me show you what one [fucking] minute [fucking] means,” before smashing his guitar to pieces and flipping off the camera.

Not quite the Christian Bale freak-out of 2009, but quite impressive nevertheless.

Now excuse me while I go wash my own mouth out with soap.