I’m assuming (and too tired/lazy/and dealing with a crazy-burning esophagus) to check, but this appears to be the Russian version of Harper’s Bazaar. But what I don’t know–or didn’t know for a few minutes, just who exactly this chick on the cover is looking back at me. I literally looked at this odd face for five minutes before I had to cheat and find The Answer to our favorite game show: Who’s That Bitch?
Any guesses? How much money does it cost to de-squint one’s eyes? Oh, and how exactly does one go about eliminating the permanent Lemon Head sour-puss mouth from one’s lips? Usually women WANT that crazy-ass mouth, don’t they? The nose is just off. I don’t know what happened, but all that bearding CLEARLY has taken its toll on the once “IT Girl” whom we all sorta liked. You know, she completed us. (Sorry.)
Angie and Brad attended the premiere of Angie’s directorial debut, “In the Land of Blood and Honey” with Brad’s parents last night. Angie wore a very BORING conservative Ralph Lauren long, black dress. I can’t even refer to the frock as a “gown” because it’s just so bland. I get the whole, “I’m a DIRECTOR!” statement she’s trying to make, but wow.
Let’s discuss Hayseed McDoofus now, shall we? You know what? Just take a look. I can actually hear him snorting like he did when he portrayed “Early Grace” in Kalifornia. Lort.
I am DYING over this…
So, yeah. “In the Land of Blood and Honey”. A serious, dark, apparently very realistic love story during the Bosnian war. All I care about right this second is how these two look these days.
This couple just never seemed real to me, so I’m not surprised that Beardly and Pinchy McLemonface “broke up”…just in the nick time for the premiere of Cooper’s film, Limitless. Any publicity is good publicity, and we know it.