Category Archives: Pinchy Face

Who’s THAT Bitch?

Bizarre, is correct.

I’m assuming (and too tired/lazy/and dealing with a crazy-burning esophagus) to check, but this appears to be the Russian version of Harper’s Bazaar.  But what I don’t know–or didn’t know for a few minutes, just who exactly this chick on the cover is looking back at me.  I literally looked at this odd face for five minutes before I had to cheat and find The Answer to our favorite game show: Who’s That Bitch?

Any guesses?  How much money does it cost to de-squint one’s eyes?  Oh, and how exactly does one go about eliminating the permanent Lemon Head sour-puss mouth from one’s lips?  Usually women WANT that crazy-ass mouth, don’t they?  The nose is just off.  I don’t know what happened, but all that bearding CLEARLY has taken its toll on the once “IT Girl” whom we all sorta liked.  You know, she completed us. (Sorry.)

Squinty McLemonface, back in the day

What. In. The. GD. Plastic. Surgery. Hell?

Brad, Angie and The Pitts Attend ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey’ in NYC

The Golden Couple

Angie and Brad attended the premiere of Angie’s directorial debut, “In the Land of Blood and Honey” with Brad’s parents last night.  Angie wore a very BORING conservative Ralph Lauren long, black dress.  I can’t even refer to the frock as a “gown” because it’s just so bland.  I get the whole, “I’m a DIRECTOR!” statement she’s trying to make, but wow.

Angie with Brad's Parents....Body Language Much?

Let’s discuss Hayseed McDoofus now, shall we?  You know what?  Just take a look.  I can actually hear him snorting like he did when he portrayed “Early Grace” in Kalifornia.  Lort.

Hayseed McDoofus

I am DYING over this…

So, yeah.  “In the Land of Blood and Honey”.  A serious, dark, apparently very realistic love story during the Bosnian war.  All I care about right this second is how these two look these days.

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger SPLIT. Whaaa? No Way. (Eyeroll…)

Yeah. Feel that heat? Me, either.

This couple just never seemed real to me, so I’m not surprised that Beardly and Pinchy McLemonface “broke up”…just in the nick time for the premiere of  Cooper’s film, Limitless.  Any publicity is good publicity, and we know it.

According to US Magazine:

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have reached their limit.

After less than two years together, the couple have split, multiple sources confirm to Reps for both Cooper and Zellweger had no comment.

Limitless star Cooper, 36, first met Oscar winner Zellweger, 41, six years ago on the set of their thriller Case 39 — but romance didn’t bloom until summer 2009.”

So, just a sidebar here:  Have you ever seen a “serious” actress pose as HARD as Pinchy does?

On the SIDEWALK outside Letterman.

Drives. Me. Crazy.