It’s that time of year again. Everything is gingerbread or pumpkin spice flavored, and People magazine is pissing people off with their pick for ‘The Sexiest Man Alive.’ Last year it was Channing Tatum, this year it’s Maroon 5 frontman, supermodel dater and coach of ‘The Voice,’ Adam Levine.
The news was leaked last week and already had people mad. No, Adam isn’t the sexiest dude out there, but why do these frivolous titles always bother people? He’s a safe choice, and not bad looking, but obviously not everyone’s cup of Starbucks. When people argue over who they think deserved the cover more, it’s always a white dude as equally as basic, or you know Idris Elba. I’m glad they photographed him with a beard, because he tends to look like an Archie character without it. While he might be something of a “charming douche,” he accepted it, so let him have it, because RyanGosling, as much as you might want him to, doesn’t want it.
As for the other dudes you can drool over in the special double issue, there is Idris, our “Late Night Boo” Jimmy Fallon, chart topper Bruno Mars, Chris Pine, Pharrell Williams, Ronan Farrow, Justin Theroux and soccer superstar David Beckham. The issue hits newsstands on Friday, November 22.