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Alec Baldwin’s Homophobic Twitter Rant – Double Standards For ‘Liberal’ Men?



Honestly. I’ve been turning into a loud, angry feminist this week, starting off with a certain “state” in the country–I mention no names. (My apologies to my beloved SilverFox husband, for my own rants.) Just know, I’ll be all over the map on this post, as I tend to do when something really gets my wet, stinky goat.

By now, everyone knows about the fallout from Paula Deen’s use of a completely unacceptable word. Dropped like a hot tater by EVERY SINGLE professional partnership she ever signed on with–and rightly so. My question to you is, why the gotdamnhell does Alec Baldwin continually get away with nasty behavior and slurs?

Let’s take a look at Baldwin’s rant on Twitter yesterday, as he “defended” his wife when she was accused of Tweeting during James Gandolfini’s funeral in New York yesterday:



Um. Wow. That’s some ugly Tweeting right there. Does Baldwin get away with this kind of talk because, allegedly, he’s a liberal man?? God knows, we’ve crucified (ahem) Mel Gibson for the bile he has spewed, but he’s a known conservative nutball, right? What if, say, Melissa McCarthy were the one in question here? What kind of backlash would she be getting? Fired from CBS? Boycotting of her new film? I guaran-effing-TEE we’d being seeing some woman-hate and not merely a collective shrug-off like, “oh, that ALEC and his silly temper!” I don’t see Capitol One dropping his ass, do you?

In other words, Baldwin gets a giggly-pass for his Words With Friends On A Plane performance, another Twitter rant regarding a Starbuck’s barista.



Oh. Does anyone remember the voicemail Mr. Baldwin left his then 11-year old daughter, Ireland for not answering her phone at the designated time? Do the words “thoughtless little pig” ring a bell? Let me refresh your memory:

Is it just me? Or does this award-winning blow-hard just GET to do this shit?  What are your feelings on this guy?  I know of one journalist who doesn’t take kindly to Baldwin’s dirty mouth:



I believe Alec Baldwin could PUBLICLY call a woman the c-word and get away with doing so, because it’s a man’s world.

You can quote me on that.

Gwyneth Paltrow Named ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman’ By People Magazine


Oddly enough, this is the issue we found in our P.O Boxes!


Apparently People magazine is running out of stars to bestow this “honor” to. You see, Gwyneth Paltrow has a new movie coming out, ‘Iron Man 3′ which is why she’s been bombarding us with her off-putting personality more than usual, and the only other reason why the mag thought she would be a good candidate for this. Naturally, the other stars featured in this are more worthy of the title, but don’t have publicists working overtime to quench their client’s thirst.

She doesn’t even try in her interview, spewing the same crap actresses say when they want to be relatable , but this is Goop Poop so she really believes this stuff.

Around the house, I’m in jeans and a T-shirt. I don’t really wear makeup.”  As for her husband, Chris Martin, “He’ll make a joke about it. If I’ve gotten fully dressed up, he’ll be like, ‘Oh, wow! You’re Gwyneth Paltrow!’ Because he’s used to seeing me in like baggy shorts and frizzy hair.” I’m sure, she also threw in this gem about landing the cover, “It’s a very iconic cover in American culture, so it’s just amazing. And I think people feel really happy for you when you say you’re going to be in the issue.”

There’s been much talk about her dietary habits, but I think the real way she stays so thin and “healthy looking” is that her head is stuck so far up her own ass it keeps her from eating. [Cut to DivaJulia laugh-choke-spit-taking sparkling water all over her laptop screen. Not. Even. Kidding.]  Also featured in the ‘World’s Most Beautiful’ issue are Kerry Washington, singer Pink and legendary actress Jane Fonda.

The issue hits newsstands on Friday, but you probably won’t be buying it.


‘The X Factor’ Results, Who Got Sent Home?


Most of The X Factor”s results show was spent pimping One Direction to a whole new crowd of vaginas. Besides that, we learned who would be going home and who would live on in the competition. New Orleans Saint Drew Brees was in attendance for some reason, and the boys in 1D performed their hits “Live Like We’re Young” and “Little Things” to a mostly tweenaged crowd. I’m sure there are some puns to be made, but let’s move on.



Cece Frey and Jason Brock were in the Bottom 2, which means they would have to sing for their lives. I wasn’t surprised to see either of them there. Jason has the misfortune of having a lazy mentor, and Cece is just terrible all around. She’s up first with Cher‘s “Haven’t Seen The Last Of Me Yet.” This perfectly showed why she was in the Bottom 2 to begin with. Cece can’t sing anything that requires depth and watching her try to push out tears was a little embarrassing.

Jason did a bit better with his song, “Total Eclipse Of The Heart,” although he seemed to be singing in a higher register than he has before. The judges cast their vote for who they would like to say and it’s a tie. Demi and Simon wanted Jason to stay, Britney and L.A. voted for Cece. The vote goes into a deadlock and the contestant with the overall lowest score would go home. That would be Jason.

The X Factor‘ has many issues, so to try to spice up the show they decide to torture the contestants by adding a new feature. They reveal the rankings of each contestants. 12. Cece Frey 11. Arin Ray 10. Beatrice Miller 9. Lyric 145 8. Paige Thomas 7. Jennel Garcia 6. Emblem3 5. Fifth Harmony 4. Diamond White 3. Vino Alan 2. Carly Rose Sonenclar 1. Tate Stevens

Stevens joked that “Obviously people in America don’t get out much,” and maybe they don’t. A little surprised at the order some of the acts are in, especially that Fifth Harmony are above Emblem3. Maybe people don’t like them as much as Simon wants them to. So what do you think of this new part of the show?

Are you happy with who went home? Let us know!