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Speaking of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt being gorgeous at “The Tourist” premiere with Johnny Depp…

Angie and Brad...

Well, what have we here?  Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt (along with Angie’s co-star Mr. Johnny Depp) were all spotted at the World premiere of “The Tourist” at Ziegfeld Theatre on December 6, 2010 in New York City.

I can smell the mothballs and ciggies from here, y'all...

Brad looks good…compared to the Goat’s Head-look he was sportin’ last year, Johnny looks orange (probably from filming “Pirates 8000”) and y’all know we’ve seen him in that mothballed suit before.  But, yeah.  Johnny certainly stays true to his own sense of Pepe Le Pew-style.

Wait. One. Second.

But let’s talk about Angie for a second.  I’m loving the dress…a creamy white mohair or angora number (my nose is itching at the mere THOUGHT of it) with a slit up to THERE.  So far so good–but, WHOA.  Just, WHOA. Those shoes.  I don’t care what anyone says:   White pumps are always gauche, white trash and just plain ugmo.  I’ll bet Brad let her drive the 1979 Trans Am so she could get just the right amount of scuff marks on the back of her heel.  Suh-weeet!

Lindsay Lohan robbed AGAIN?

Basted to perfection.
Yeah. Your lips are plumped
because your are biting them. OHHHkay.

Yeeeesh. Lindsay’s been “robbed” again.

via TMZ and People Magazine:

LOS ANGELES — Lindsay Lohan wasn’t home when burglars broke into her Hollywood Hills home over the weekend, but she is “upset” by the crime, even as she prepares to move to a safer place, according to her mother.

The Los Angeles Police Department’s Hollywood station received a report of a burglary at a residence in the 2200 block of El Contento Drive around 6 a.m. Sunday, a police watch commander said.

“The safe was ripped out of the wall, and the door was off the hinges and door handles removed,” Lohan’s mother, Dina, told “Bags, shoes and jewelry were taken too. Thank God she wasn’t home.”

Police could not provide details of what may have been taken or how the burglars got into the house, said Officer Norma Eisenman, an LAPD spokeswoman.

Lohan was apparently rattled, her mother told People. “She is okay, but upset.”

The actress was planning to move “to a safer place” even before the break-in occurred, her mother said.

The weekend break-in was the second reported at Lohan’s residence. The first was reported in May.

Lohan’s father believes the burglary was an inside job, according to

“I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop,” he told”

I’d LOVE to know what was in the wall-mounted safe that was broken into. Maybe it’s the recipe for her “Sevin Nyne” self-tanner. I hear it’s just a bottle of Lawrey’s Citrus BBQ Sauce.

Jennifer Aniston says: "As we grow older, our chins get bigger, RIGHT??"

Jen’s dangerously close to Leno territory.

THAT is a goddamn monstrosity, you guys. I honestly don’t remember Jen being so chin-ified when she was on “Friends”, do you?? Holy Lord, that’s jumbo. I don’t CARE if she has a decent body–she’s not cute, as my gays like to say.

And get ready to laugh. The National Enquirer (aka THE BIBLE) is reporting that Jen is feeling like everyone thinks she’s desperate, after Bradley Cooper made it crystal clear that he didn’t like her “that way”.

[Regarding Bradley Cooper] “It was a huge embarrassment for Jennifer — now she feels used an upset — her confidence has taken yet another knock and she’s back at square one in terms of dating. Jen was so happy to be dating Bradley. She saw him as a hot new guy who was finally a worthy replacement for John and Brad.

Did I mention that Jennifer Aniston has an unusually large and unattractive chin and that it damn near takes up three-quarters of her face?

Oh. Sorry.