Category Archives: Oh No They DITN’T

CBS Standards and Practices Do Not Want To See Your Bits and Pieces, Ladies

JLo, Lady Gaga and Toni Braxton

Jeez.  Simmer down, CBS. What year is this, anyway?

Check out the missile (old-timey words are in order) sent out to The Grammy Awards attendees from the Butt Cheek and Side Boob Malitia:

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could  possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

I’m cringing at the word “puffy“. Ew. Why not just use the equally gross term “camel toe”? Also? Where are the references to the male peen bulge (See: Jon Hamm-Roll)?  I’m finding this entire statement by CBS incredibly sexist.

Oh, HEY Bruno.

I love Bruno Mars…a LOT.  I just think that if we’re headed back to the days of Elvis on The Ed Sullivan Show, it should be IN WRITING for everyone. MEN, included!



Colton Haynes Leaving ‘Teen Wolf’?

In a possible case of too much testosterone (or whatever virus Lycanthropy is from),  MTV‘s hit teen drama, Teen Wolf, is losing a main cast member, Colton Haynes, 24, before its 3rd season!

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Photo: MTV

Haynes has portrayed high school student and lacrosse team co-captain, Jackson Whittemore, since the show’s start in June 2011, but now it looks like he won’t be back for its next season. What’s unclear is whether fan favorite, Haynes, is being forced out or whether he’s just being a diva over only being in 12 of the show’s 24 episodes next season.

According to UsWeekly‘s network source:

“…there is absolutely no truth that Colton is being pushed out or that he, or any cast member, is being replaced. We love Colton and look forward to his returning with the entire cast for season 3 of Teen Wolf.”

Haynes, however, is tweeting a different tune via Twitter:

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According to UsWeekly’s source,

“…if he did the 12 episodes, he would not be able to work on anything else during the 12 episodes he’s not on”.

While the show’s popularity is due to its ensemble cast, Hayne’s character was integral to its second season (I still don’t understand what a Kanima is, I called it the Kimono the whole season, I don’t care), and with his transitioning into werewolf being the show’s season 2 cliffhanger this news begs the questions ‘what happens to that story line?’

Personally, if what the ‘source’ is saying about Haynes’ reason for leaving is correct, then it would make sense for him to not want to lose money on possible lost project opportunities. On the other hand, should he really be surprised to be getting less screen time if the multiple plots (alpha wolf packs, undead wolf uncle, whatever-the-hell Bianca Lawson’s character is, wolf-hunters, getting Derek/Stiles to profess their love for each other, and other general teen angst) need resolution as well?  I’m leaning more towards him being a little bit melodramatic about it, but his camp came up with a nice cover for it!

We’ll be watching this one for you!

Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey Fight During ‘American Idol’ Auditions – WHYYYYYYYYY

“WHYYYYYYY” is yet again part of the American vernacular!

If you were wondering how Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj would get along on ‘American Idol,’ wonder no more. The two divas got into an argument during the AI auditions in Charlotte, NC on Tuesday after they disagreed on one contestant’s performance. TMZ obtained a video of the blow up with Minaj cursing at Carey.



At one point Nicki walked off the set after Mariah kept taking jabs at her, says a source from Mouth To Ears says. Nicki’s manager and team urged her to come back, but after repeated shots were fired Mimi, Nicki left again after threatening to “knock her out.” The producers had to shut down production for the rest of day as they all cooled off. Keith Urban looks terrified being in between the two prima donnas, and I’m sure they are all rethinking being judges. The three were interviewed on my local Fox News Charlotte where they were all smiles, of course this was before s*** went down!

Nicki hasn’t made a statement, yet, but Mariah took to Twitter to let her feelings be known.

“WHYYYYYYYYY???” – Nancy Kerrigan AND Mariah Carey AND Cee Lo

The tweet is better if you read it in Nancy KerrigansWHYYYYYYYYYcry, or like the “WHY!?” Cee Lo  lets out in “F*** You.”