Category Archives: NSFW

Bruno Mars ‘Gorilla’ Official Video – NSFW And A Cold Shower Needed Thanks To Freida Pinto!

BRUNO!
BRUNO!

 

Hold onto your motha-f*ckin’ hats, y’all.   And don’t say I didn’t warn ya. (Fanning myself…)

Gotdaaayuuum. That gorgeous girl?? It’s FREIDA PINTO! 

via Billboard.com

“Mars and his band performing the epic “Unorthodox Jukebox” cut in a seedy bar as “Slumdog Millionaire” star Freida Pinto attacks a stripper pole with her entire sexual being. Sure, the Luis Guzman cameo is pretty memorable, but not as memorable as the back-to-back shots of Pinto (playing the impossibly alluring Isabella) peppering Mars’ guitar with tequila and a lit match, and then ravenously sucking face with the singer in the backseat of a steamy car.”

 

Frieda Pinto
Freida Pinto???

 

Legs.For.DAYS. (Still fanning myself…)

‘This Is The End’ Red Band Trailer (Hilariously NSFW)

 

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and there’s a big party full of celebrities going on. This movie might have been better released at the end of last year when we were all supposed to die, but this is the season of comedy.

While a party rages at his house, James Franco and a number of his famous friends find themselves in the middle of the apocalypse. They panic, fight, get hit by Rihanna, and learn the true meaning of friendship in a devastated world.

It’s not as serious as it sounds, and somehow this movie managed to get together the biggest group of people I purposely try to avoid. The cast all play fictional versions of themselves, so hey maybe i’ll like it. Along with Franco, the movie also stars Seth RogenJay BaruchelDanny McBride, Jonah Hill and Craig Robinson. Rogen wrote and directed the movie with Evan Goldberg who worked with him on ‘Pineapple Express.’ 

Will you be seeing ‘This is the End’ on June 14?

[Editor’s Note: Guess what 12-year old boy was belling laughing/squealing during this trailer? Yep. DivaJulia.]

Red Band Trailer For The ‘Evil Dead’ Remake – NSFW

 

The Evil Dead’ isn’t as much of a cult favorite as it’s sequels, but Sam Raimi‘s first film kicked off a new breed of indie horror that is still influencing movies today. Both Raimi and the original trilogy’s star Bruce Campbell serve as producers for the remake, helmed by director Fede Alvarez. ‘Evil Dead’ gets a sleek and gory update but still follows the same story of an unlucky bunch of friends terrorized by demons while staying at an isolated cabin.

 

Jane Levy as Mia

 

Suburgatory”s Jane Levy stars as Mia, replacing Ash Williams as the main character. The movie also features Lou Taylor PucciLou Taylor PucciJessica Lucas and Elizabeth Blackmore as her doomed friends. Alvarez wrote the script with Rodo Sayagues then Diablo Cody was brought in to help revise it and make the dialogue sound “younger.” I’m already cringing at the thought of the characters arguing about who liked some crappy band first before one of them gets raped by a tree.

Oh yeah, the tree rape is still in there. If you dare, check out the NSFW trailer. ‘Evil Dead‘ will be in theaters April 5, 2013.