Category Archives: Nice Plastic Surgery

Dipped In Cream Is Getting a Face Lift, Tummy Tuck and Liposuction – Bear With Us?

Woman wearing bandage and lipstick

Image via © Image Source/Corbis

 

Wow. I’ve taken too long to  alert y’all as to why Dipped in Cream looks weird. We’re just  using a default theme while my tech genius from Boston is whipping us into shape.

Just so you know, I’m technically illiterate. Like, for reals. Navin Johnson (The Jerk) has been the frame of reference of just HOW ridiculously lame I am.

So, yeah. “Things are gonna start happening to me (US) now!”

 

Courtney Love to Lana Del Rey: ‘Next time you sing ‘Heart-Shaped Box’ think about my vagina’

Courtney Love Has Something to Say...

Courtney? Y’aller so nasty.  Now only stupid celebrity bloggers the  whole world will have that image in their heads when we hear Heart-Shaped Box on the Classic Vinyl station on the satellite radio.  Courtney Love took to Twitter to be a smart-ass when she got wind of Lana Del Rey covering her late-husband’s band’s song from 1993.

 

Lana del Rey, Smoking. Like Courtney.

via RS.com:

Last week in Sydney, Australia, Lana Del Rey gave a delicate rendition of Nirvana’s 1993 hit “Heart-Shaped Box,” stripping the track of Kurt Cobain’s grit in favor of a lighter version. Today, Courtney Love reached out to Del Rey on Twitter to give her an unsolicited rock history lesson. Though the tweets have since been deleted, Stereogum took a few screenshots before their removal.

“You do know the song is about my Vagina right? ‘Throw down your umbilical noose so i can climb right back,’ umm,” wrote Love to Del Rey. “On top of which some of the lyrics about my vagina I contributed. So umm next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you?” [SIC]

Earlier this month, Love was hit with a lawsuit from a former assistant over “despicable conduct.” It followed reports from last month revealing she had also been sued by her former lawyers over unpaid legal bills.

Imagine that?

 

 

 

 

Ack.  But why do I feel like these two are going to end up hanging out together at the Chateau Marmont?

Madonna Releases World Tour 2012 Dates

 

So.  Madonna wants you to starve yo’ kids and ignore yo’ bills and BUY TICKETS TO HER SHOWS!  Hey.  I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.  Here’s what you’ve been waiting for:

 

MADONNA WORLD TOUR 2012

EUROPE
29-May  Tel Aviv, Israel Ramat Gam Stadium  On Sale Feb. 10
3-Jun Abu Dhabi Yas Arena  On Sale Feb. 27
7-Jun Istanbul, Turkey Turk Telecom Arena  On sale soon
11-Jun Zagreb, Croatia Maksimir Stadium  On Sale Feb. 17
14-Jun Milan, Italy Stadio San Siro  On Sale Feb. 13
16-Jun Florence, Italy Stadio Franchi  On Sale Feb. 13
20-Jun Barcelona, Spain Palau Sant Jordi  On Sale Feb. 16
24-Jun Coimbra, Portugal Estadio Cidade de Coimbra On Sale Feb. 11
28-Jun Berlin, Germany O2 Arena  On Sale Feb. 13
2-Jul  Copenhagen, Denmark Parken Stadium  On Sale Feb. 13
4-Jul Gothenburg, Sweden Ullevi Stadium  On Sale Feb. 17
7-Jul Amsterdam,The Netherlands Ziggo Dome  On Sale Feb. 11
12-Jul Brussels, Belgium Stade Roi-Baudouin  On Sale Feb. 17
14-Jul Paris, France Stade De France  On Sale Feb. 14
17-Jul London, UK Hyde Park  On Sale Feb. 10
21-Jul Edinburgh, UK Murrayfield Stadium  On Sale Feb. 10
24-Jul Dublin, Ireland Aviva Stadium  On Sale Feb. 17
29-Jul Vienna, Austria Ernst-Happel-Stadion  On Sale Feb. 24
1-Aug Warsaw, Poland National Stadium  On Sale Feb. 17
7-Aug Moscow, Russia Olimpiski Arena  On sale soon
8-Aug  St. Petersburg, Russia SKK Arena  On sale soon
12-Aug Helsinki, Finland Olympic Stadium  On Sale Feb. 14
15-Aug Oslo, Norway Telenor Arena  On Sale Feb. 20
18-Aug Zurich, Switzerland Stadion Letzigrund  On Sale Feb. 24
21-Aug Nice, France Stade Charles-Erhmann  On Sale Feb. 14

NORTH AMERICA

28-Aug Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center  On Sale Feb. 13
30-Aug Montreal, QC Bell Centre  On Sale Feb. 18
1-Sep Quebec City, QC Plains of Abraham Site  On Sale Feb. 17
4-Sep Boston, MA TD  Garden  On Sale Feb. 13
6-Sep New York, NY Yankee Stadium  On Sale Feb. 13
10-Sep Ottawa, ON Scotiabank Place  On Sale Feb. 13
12-Sep Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre  On Sale Feb. 13
15-Sep Atlantic City, NJ Boardwalk Hall  On Sale Feb. 27
19-Sep Chicago, IL United Center  On Sale Feb. 13
23-Sep Washington, D.C. Verizon Center  On Sale Feb. 13
29-Sep Vancouver, BC Rogers Arena  On Sale Feb. 13
**2-Oct Seattle, WA Key Arena  On Sale Feb. 13**
6-Oct San Jose, CA HP  Pavilion  On Sale Feb. 13
10-Oct Los Angeles, CA Staples Center  On Sale Feb. 13
13-Oct Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand  On Sale Feb. 27
16-Oct Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center  On Sale Feb. 27
20-Oct Dallas, TX American Airlines Center  On Sale Feb. 27
24-Oct Houston, TX Toyota Center  On Sale Feb. 27
27-Oct New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena  On Sale Mar. 5
30-Oct Kansas City, MO Sprint Center  On Sale Mar. 5
1-Nov St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center  On Sale Mar. 5
3-Nov St. Paul, MN Xcel  Energy Center  On Sale Feb. 27
10-Nov Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena  On Sale Mar. 5
15-Nov Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena  On Sale Mar. 5
17-Nov Atlanta, GA Philips Arena  On Sale Mar. 5
TBC Miami, FL To Be Confirmed  On Sale Soon

No, sir.  I’m not going.  But I know people who will be in attendance.  Oh, Boys??? I expect a totally coughUNBIASEDcough review.