Category Archives: My Hair is on Fire

Cher and Kathy Griffin Have Some Something To Say About Republicans’ View On Women – Listen UP

Don’t Let Mitt Turn Back Towwwm.

If you people (and by “you people“, I mean YOU PEOPLE!) won’t listen to your mom or your best friend…at LEAST listen to Cher and Kathy Griffin discuss old white men wanting to get all up in a sister’s body.  Yeah. We don’t care for it all that much. Like, at all. And now we’re down to the wire.



So VOTE, gotdammit.  Should we really be voting on human rights for women in 2012?


Jackie Warner Thinks Jessica Simpson Should Have Worked Out During Her Pregnancy

Jackie Warner, that "trainer chick" from TV


Really, Jackie?  How many time have YOU been pregnant? Here’s what Miss Sinew-Arms had to say about Jessica:


“If you’re working out during your pregnancy, the pregnancy not only goes better, the baby is healthier, and the weight falls off much quicker. It’s really really important to work out during pregnancy. I have trained many clients at nearly seven months along, so there really is a lot that you can do.”


That’s only my first point.  My second point is, enough with the bitchiness about Jessica Simpson‘s weight during and post-pregnancy.  Honestly.  Most bloggers thought it was cool to post (then mock) Jessica having the gall to go out in public like she just had a 10 pound baby!!  The NERVE of that woman…looking like a normal woman after giving birth.  I refused to take part in any of that crap.

And now this woman (who most people don’t even recognize) feels the need to remain relevant by shaming Jessica’s pregnancy and post-pregnancy weight and lifestyle.  Let me tell you something:  The ONLY way I “worked out” during the pregnancies of my sons was running to the closest bathroom (or alley, or bush, or bowl in the car) so I could puke, vomit, spew, hoark, dry-heave, or wet-heave some neon bile OR the meal I just forced down. Oh, and if I was SUPER LUCKY, I’d pee my pants at the same time!  I weighed 134 lbs. AT DELIVERY with my eldest son, Alex because I was so nauseous–and he weighed 7 lbs. 15 oz.  I actually envy Jessica for always looking happy and healthy during her pregnancy.


Jessica Simpson was clearly happy pregnant.


Oh, and Jessica is also signed on to represent Weight Watchers during her weight loss for a cool $4 million.  I think she’s using that as motivation to lose weight, because as we all know, girlfriend is a billionaire with a capital B.  She’s clearly not doing it for the money.

Jackie Warner needs to shut her pie hole.


Suri Cruise is a Christmas Brat

The Wrath of Suri!

Here we go. First let me start by saying that Tom and Katie’s daughter, Suri will be SIX years old in April. SIX YEARS OLD.

Making a scene at FAO Schwartz in NYC...

Here’s the thing: Seattle USED to have an FAO Schwartz, and I took both of my boys there when they little. How-bloody-EVER. I had a CHAT with them prior to entering the establishment. If they whined, begged or misbehaved, we were OUT OF THERE, vite rapidement.   It worked.  AND they usually got a little something for their gentlemanly behavior. (They knew how to work the system even then.)

What I’m saying is–sure, my kids were/are spoiled.  But at least they had the decency not to throw fits in public when they were little


Ugh.  Look at the smugness.  One more thing: if you Google “Suri Cruise Brat“, Dipped in Cream is the first link.  I’m pretty smug about THAT.  Snap!

Photos: IMF/ONTD