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Lindsay Lohan Update – Failed Intervention By Dad Michael, Called Out By Bret Easton Ellis For Being a No-Show to Work, Horrible Trailer for ‘The Canyons’

Anything for a buck, huh Linds?

 

We’re just gonna go ahead and kill ALL the birds with one stone today, okay?

Lindsay Lohan never fails to disappoint in terms of her hot-messiness, does she? Today we have TMZ reporting that her icky dad, Michael Lohan needed to get his name all over the internet again tried to stage an intervention for his daughter due to the fact that he thinks she might just have a substance abuse problem (whaaaa?) and she failed to show up to do dialogue-dubbing for her new film (I choked on that one) The Canyons.

via TMZ:

“Cops just showed up at Lindsay Lohan’s Beverly Hills home after Michael Lohan and others tried to stage an intervention to get Lindsay Lohan into treatment … TMZ has learned.

Michael Lohan and several others showed up at Lindsay’s house Friday afternoon … believing she has fallen off the wagon … and they believe that’s why she has become a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie, “The Canyons.”

Michael tells TMZ … Lindsay’s entire team is on board with the intervention, though we cannot confirm that.

We’re told Lindsay was at the house when Michael and team arrived, but someone claiming to be her boyfriend shooed them away.  The “boyfriend” told TMZ Lindsay was inside and any problems Lindsay has will not be solved by her father. 

Someone called the cops to report a trespassing call.  Cops are currently on scene.”

via Bret Easton Ellis Twitter
By the way, this straight-to-dvd mess is directed by American Gigolo director, Paul Schrader and written by American Psycho author, Bret Easton Ellis.  We’ve got the try-hard trailer below, just hold on.

 

 

Regarding Lindsay’s no-show to work, I can just hear that ciggie-stained voice honking about how “Liz and Marilyn did the SAME THING!! I’m an ICON!”  Lord, she’s delusional.

Former Disney Star Watch: Demi Lovato & Miley Cyrus

“I’m not THIS!” – Demi Lovato

Photo: GossipCop

Much Music reports that after a Barbie doll was thrown on stage during a recent concert, Demi Lovato told the audience:

“I’ve been through so much in my 20 years of life. It’s very important that I share this story with you guys. I know how you guys feel and I want to show you guys that you can get through it because I’m living proof right here.

And guess what?  I’m not this. (referring to the doll) And it means the world to me that you guys still love me no matter what.

Was this an organic, off the cuff moment or something carefully constructed by her PR/management team? *COUGH totallyplanned COUGH**

Don’t Know & Don’t Care.  I’m rooting for this particular side of  Demi (depending on who you ask, the more famous one might need some good vibes, too) so much so I would even watch the Katie Couric show again.

Bonnie? Is that you?

Sticking with Much Music but on to another of DivaJulia’s favorite people, Miley Cyrus is negotiating to star in  a Lifetime miniseries about the infamous crime duo, Bonnie and Clyde.

Lindsay as Liz

With Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor coming at to us in November, Lifetime is apparently positioning itself as a place for teen actresses to reinvent themselves.

 

Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx on Cover of W Magazine – My EYES!!!! GAHHH!

OhDearLort....help...me....

(Credit: W Magazine)

Please help me.  I can’t with this image…I just can’t.  What in the GOTdamnhell?  “Rock of Ages” is going to be the BIGGEST steaming pile of crap based on this photo alone. (Thank you, W Magazine?)

I wish you all were here with me on the couch (sofa, divan, davenport…depending on your region) when I dry-heaved and screamed in horror when this image popped up on my laptop screen.  The scary Silly Putty abs, the Sharped-on tattoos, those poor girls averting their eyes from the camera so as not to be recognized…and Tommy Girl, giving his best guy eye-linered f*ck me face? STOP IT!!!

Help. Me….please. I can’t take it anymore.  I need an IV of bleach for 24 hours at the very least.

Call 911.