Category Archives: Just Plain Icky

‘Funny Or Die’ Spoofs Creepy Uncle Terry Richardson

Although I have enjoyed some of his editorials and shoots, I’m not a fan of photographer Terry Richardson or those “Creep That Lives At The End Of The Street” glasses he always wears–THUMBS UP!

Funny Or Die spoofed the photog in a new video, Perry Michalson: Monster Of Photography.

 

[Editor’s Note: The “Silence of the Lambs” references were killing me–AND Brittani, I’m sure. We have a “thing” for that film (likeyoudidn’tknowthatalready).

 

Kate Upton by Creepy Uncle Terry

 

If you want to check out some of the real Richardson’s work, here is his latest shoot for GQ featuring his newest obsession, Kate Upton.

Separated at Birth: Suri (aka Stinkfoot) and Samara (aka The Girl from ‘The Ring’)

GAAAAH!!!

 

You guys.  It’s not just me, is it?  This kid is scaring me, and I’m not even kidding. If I had to be left alone in a room with Suri (Stinkfoot) Cruise, I think I’d go out of my ever-lovin’.

Poor Samara...

 

I feel sympathy not fear for the character, Samara from “The Ring” in comparison to that little cray-cray, wild-eyed, over-indulged child of Co$ up there.  Look at her EYES!

I won’t sleep tonight…and neither will YOU.

‘Rock of Ages’ Official Trailer – Someone get me a barf bag? Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Julianne Hough

 

Here’s what I’d like to do: watch this “film” (and I use that term loosely) with the members of Poison, Joan Jett, Journey–(WITH Steve Perry) and Mötley Crüe, (even though their music isn’t featured in the movie–it would just be hilarious to hear Nikki Sixx’s, et al, snide remarks, à la Crow, Tom Servo and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ).

Okay. Y’all’ve been warned:

 

I’m gonna be givin’ y’all straightupness truth here:  I’m terrified of Tom Cruise. I don’t even need to explain why…everyone and I mean everyone knows what a GD phony, scary-ass, control-freeeeeak, mind-controlling zealot-y loon this dude is.  (See this Blind Item for more “proof”.)

Alec Baldwin did make me chuckle once during this trailer, but for Chrissake?  Julianne Hough walking down Hollywood Blvd. all innocent-like with a suitcase just the way Christina Aguilera did in Feather Boa “Burlesque”?  This entire thing looks like one hot steaming mess on the red carpet.  (Did I mention I NEVER want to see Tommy Girl shirtless ever again? I’ve got the “warm drools” and it’s on-deck…HEAVE!)

I can smell the rancid stink and this crap hasn’t even been released yet.