Category Archives: Inappropriate Tights

First ‘Captain American’ Poster debuts

Photos: Pictures

Here is the first poster for Captain America: The First Avenger.  It features Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in his Captain America costume.  This is another one of about 100 other super hero movies coming out in the coming months to feature the hero with a more “gritty” look. Captain America will also star Haley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Hugo Weaving and Stanley Tucci. During his recent appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Samuel L. Jackson confirmed that he will be appearing in the movie as well. He has a nine picture deal with Marvel!

Well, now.

Just in case you were wondering what Chris looks like out of that costume… This movie just got 10 times more exciting. If you’re going to be watching the Super Bowl this Sunday, and who isn’t, watch out for the special sneak peek of the movie from Paramount Pictures.

Miley Cyrus? Complete White-Trash Idiot. Oh, and Nice Outift.

America’s Slutheart

I have a new category for the blog: Complete Idiot. Here I am again, disgusted with myself for even mentioning this chick. (No, she is NOT a “little girl”, so don’t even try to correct me. Little girls do not “date” (read: fornicate) 20 year old underwear models, and dress like a really inexpensive hooker, ya got that?

Nice combo, by the way. Tights from the “Courtney Love Collection” combined with Sam Edelman cobalt blue boots. And is that a Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt? Awesome. Bleh.

Paris Hilton is a Complete Idiot at Sundance.

Kitty mittens? REALLY, Paris??

Oh yes. On the eve of our nation’s historic inauguration of Barack Obama, I’ve decided to talk about Paris Hilton trotting around Park City, Utah, during the Sundance Film Festival (just to get the freebies and a photo op, because other than that, she has NO REASON TO BE THERE). Jesus H. Clearly she doesn’t understand that the entire country thinks she’s a great big dork. Paris? You’re pushing 30–it’s time to stop shopping at the Hello Kitty store and dress like a grown-up.

God, she’s stupid.

Here’s an exerpt from an interview with the Idiot about her “Dream BFF”:

When asked, ‘”Who’s your dream best friend?”, she replied, “I love Angelina Jolie! She’s strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That’s a great quality. I’d have a lot in common with her!” I pity the interviewer who has the gall to mention this to Angelina. She will KILL YOU with her icy gaze. You’ve been warned.

Other snippets include:

Are you looking forward to filming in London?I love everything about London. It’s my favorite city. I want to move there when I have a family. I love the people, the accents, the food, the shopping.

Er, sorry. The food?Yeah! I love fish and chips. And mash. But not beer. I’ve never even had a sip of beer.

What’s the last thing you bought on your Visa card?The other week I bought a Barbie-pink Bentley with Swarovski crystals. It’s really cute.