Category Archives: Inappropriate Leotards and Underwear

CBS Standards and Practices Do Not Want To See Your Bits and Pieces, Ladies

JLo, Lady Gaga and Toni Braxton

Jeez.  Simmer down, CBS. What year is this, anyway?

Check out the missile (old-timey words are in order) sent out to The Grammy Awards attendees from the Butt Cheek and Side Boob Malitia:

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could  possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

I’m cringing at the word “puffy“. Ew. Why not just use the equally gross term “camel toe”? Also? Where are the references to the male peen bulge (See: Jon Hamm-Roll)?  I’m finding this entire statement by CBS incredibly sexist.

Oh, HEY Bruno.

I love Bruno Mars…a LOT.  I just think that if we’re headed back to the days of Elvis on The Ed Sullivan Show, it should be IN WRITING for everyone. MEN, included!



Former Disney Star Watch: Demi Lovato & Miley Cyrus

“I’m not THIS!” – Demi Lovato

Photo: GossipCop

Much Music reports that after a Barbie doll was thrown on stage during a recent concert, Demi Lovato told the audience:

“I’ve been through so much in my 20 years of life. It’s very important that I share this story with you guys. I know how you guys feel and I want to show you guys that you can get through it because I’m living proof right here.

And guess what?  I’m not this. (referring to the doll) And it means the world to me that you guys still love me no matter what.

Was this an organic, off the cuff moment or something carefully constructed by her PR/management team? *COUGH totallyplanned COUGH**

Don’t Know & Don’t Care.  I’m rooting for this particular side of  Demi (depending on who you ask, the more famous one might need some good vibes, too) so much so I would even watch the Katie Couric show again.

Bonnie? Is that you?

Sticking with Much Music but on to another of DivaJulia’s favorite people, Miley Cyrus is negotiating to star in  a Lifetime miniseries about the infamous crime duo, Bonnie and Clyde.

Lindsay as Liz

With Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor coming at to us in November, Lifetime is apparently positioning itself as a place for teen actresses to reinvent themselves.


Paris Hilton Continues To Be An Idiot With Homophobic Slurs

Ugh. THIS idiot.
Paris Hilton is under fire today after she was overheard saying “Gay guys are the horniest people in the world… they’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS”, in response to learning about the app Grindr is and how it’s used.

Well, that statement is just outlandish and a completely false assumption. That would be similar to saying that everyone with a lazy eye is a boat-footed, foul-mouthed, homophobic airhead. Because clearly, the only proof of that would be you, Paris.

For those of you who don’t know, Grindr is a geo-social networking app for iPhone, used primarily by gay men to find hook-up and dating partners in their area.

As if simply making such a ridiculous statement and offending the majority of the people keeping her remotely relevant wasn’t enough, Hilton’s rep then tried to smooth the situation over by releasing the following statement:

“Paris Hilton’s comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease.”

Oh, so it was a comment made with awareness in mind. I bet the gay community is extremely lucky to have Paris Hilton looking out for their well-being.

The situation only escalated when a tweet was posted from the twitter account of the Grindr app itself. Sent directly to Paris, and linking to a picture of her with her ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, who happened to be dressed as a fairy; the tweet reads:
@parishilton, frankly we’re surprised that you hadn’t heard about Grindr sooner, given some of the guys you date.
Ooof. Much like everything else in life, Paris Hilton – 0, Gays – 1.