The charming folks at X17 are blabbing that soon-to-be divorced Christina Aguilera is currently “dating” Lindsay’s ex, Samantha Ronson.
What? No. Seriously. WHAT? First of all, Lindsay’s eyes are gonna pop CLEAN outta her heeeed when she hears (and believes) this crap from some common bitch at The Betty Ford Center.
“The two have been inseparable… Christina Aguilera really lets down her guard around Sam. They’re very comfortable with each other.”
And this nugget:
“Christina doesn’t create the kind of drama that Lindsay did.”
GASP. Oh. No. They. DITN’T.
It’s also all over The Internets that Christina and her husband, Jordan Bratman had an “open marriage” — insinuating that Christina was allowed to go looking for chicks to bring home at clubs like The Abbey in West Hollywood. And by “bring home”, it’s also being said that she didn’t share the girls with hubby.
You know what? I’ll bet Jordan is a good enough guy. He seems sweet (and probably pretty tolerant of Diva Behavior 101.) And if Christina is actually diggin’ on the girls? Awwwwesome. For reals. Better to realize this now and not live in misery.
I’ll let you in on a secret: When Xtina released Dirrty, I had a huge girl-crush on her. Yeah. I said it. I’m not proud of it necessarily, but I’m just sayin’.