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Jennifer Lopez Debuts Cover Artwork for ‘AKA’ – And I Just CAN’T With It

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I was of the understanding that Jenny From the Block didn’t enjoy being referred to as “JLo“…maybe it was Skeletor who didn’t like it, since (circa 1999) Puff Daddy gave her the moniker. Well, JLo is big and loud and the album is named “A.K.A.” So nothing is what it seems. Actually, it is–and we’ve seen it before.  But this time, she’s wearing red patent leather.

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The mother to twins Emme and Max, 6, is shown with her hair pulled back into a ponytail on the top of her head. She accessorized the body-baring look with bold gold jewelry, matched to the cover lines of the artwork.

Lopez teased the image via Twitter, saying simply that the project was “coming soon.” The album is expected to hit stores on June 17.

The promotional photo follows the sexual nature of Lopez’s recent releases. She introduced the album with the single “I Luh Ya Papi” with French Montana, which includes lyrics like, “Got that hourglass for you, baby, look at these legs / No brakes, go green, no red / If you wanna kill the body, gotta start with the head / Put it on you, I’mma need about 4-5 beds.”

The “First Love” singer released her last studio album, Love?, in 2011. While the album performed well for Lopez, her most successful venture to date was her 2001 record J. Lo, which was certified multi-platinum and topped album charts worldwide.

Blech.  “Ohhmmm, I luh ya Papi”?? Nope. If I wanna listen to JLo, I’ll watch this and sing the background “yeah, yeah, yeah” part like a pro:

So, which one of you told me the “voice” you hear on all of JLo’s albums ISN’T REALLY HER singing? C’mon!  That’s really juicy.

Oh, AnnE Hathaway – Just Another Reason I Can’t Stand You

 

Leaving the plastic surgeon’s office, AnnE?

 

With the Oscars just a few weeks away, you can bet that all the nominees are headed for chemical peels, Botox injection, ass-fat injections and whatever else they inject their heads with right about now. But at least those other people have the decency to HIDE from the public.

Look at AnnE Hathaway up there, all Michael Jackson-y.  Lord, she bugs me. Like, under my skin-type of bugs.  The word “INSUFFERABLE” always comes to mind when I have to look at her, or write about her.

 

I’m willing to wager that she got that fancy face scarf at the Beverly Hills Equine Tack Boutique.

Ugh.

Lindsay Lohan Is An Escort?

Oh, Lindsay.

 

I am Julia’s Complete Lack of Surprise.  (Can one watch Fight Club too many times?  No. And NO.)  SeemsStar Magazine is coming out with a story the we in the celebrity gossip industry — read:  “we who fool around on the internet all day long” —  have  been hearing for a couple of years.

Rumor has it that Lindsay’s mother Dina is pimping her daughter out as an (and I QUOTE) “high class escort” to wealthy “businessmen” from all over the world.

Lindsay And Dina in London

“One of Lindsay’s most high profile clients is the man who is third in line to the throne of Brunei, a small country in Southeast Asia: Prince Haji Abdul Azim.

A billionaire playboy who loves American celebrities, he allegedly paid Lindsay a whopping $100,000 to join him in London for a New Year’s celebration.

 And wealthy Spanish-American painter Domingo Zapata reportedly supported the troubled actress for much longer than a holiday.

“Domingo let Lindsay live in his penthouse at the Bowery Hotel in NYC for free and at his L.A. pad at Chateau Marmont [for months],” says one of his confidantes. “They’re both super swanky. No way Lindsay could’ve afforded either of them for such long periods of time on her own.”

I suppose we should all throw the word “ALLEGEDLY” around regarding this story, but really?  Is anyone shocked by this mess?  I’m being serious.

YOU tell ME.