Category Archives: Gayface

Papa Joe Simpson Got A WeHo Makeover As The Young Gold Digging Boyfriend Surfaces

Joe Simpson stepped out in Los Angeles on Thursday sporting a look that is a far cry from his usual ill-fitting suit and tie or slacks and and sport coat dad-apparel of yesteryear.  That HAIR though, you guys.

In the photos, taken by TMZ, Papa Joe rocks the shit out of a fitted yellow sweater and black skinny jeans, with matching bright yellow kicks. Now it’s Daddy-Apparel!  Go on, Boo.

This makeover comes approximately a month after divorce papers were filed by Tina Simpson, and only weeks after reports that Simpson has recently come out as gay to his soon-to-be-ex-wife and daughters, Jessica and Ashlee. Gay, and involved with a paramour blabber-mouth gold digger more than 30 years his junior.

C L I C H E`

Early Saturday, Radar Online disclosed the identity of said alleged paramour.

Reports surfaced that the man in question is a 21-year-old aspiring “model” named Bryce Chandler Hill. The “anonymous source” that came forward, told Radar Online that Chandler Hill has been heard bragging throughout West Hollywood about his on/off relationship with Papa Joe, that has lasted for over a year. Sources say the two met through T.J. Espinoza, who is a close friend of Jessica and Ashlee.

Ugh. Gold digging cliche`…

Although Bryce Chandler Hill tweeted Friday night that the story is “simply not true,” assorted twitter interactions between he and Joe Simpson himself that have surfaced aren’t doing much to support his claims.

If high school ever taught us anything, it’s that if two people are interacting with one another — then yeah, they’re probably fucking.  Since Papa Joe won’t tweet me back, I guess only time will tell.

One more thing: PLEASE tell us everyone kissed and made up and that Ken Paves did Papa Joe’s highlights!!

Happy Birthday Song of the Day to Tom Cruise From Katie Holmes – ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet’ by Lisa Marie Presley, Former Scientologist

 

Oh, hey Tom Cruise. Happy effing 50th Birthday, you little freak.  We’re all on to you and your scary ways, and always have been…this song’s for YOU.

Oh, we all see your CLEAN left hand, Katie.

“You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet”

Lay down the law, don’t make a sound
Just critical, just going down
I don’t belong, I’ve lost the plot
Not gullible, can’t be what I’m not

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

Lay down the truth, don’t make a sound
Just a piece of fruit who’s hit the ground
I don’t respond, I’ve lost the plot
Unethical, not what I thought

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

I’m a bit transgressive and suppressive as well
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

Am I a disruption to your corruption?
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

No longer elated, now you’re frustrated
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

I’m a bit transgressive and suppressive as well
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

 

Oh, Tom.  I hope realize you’re in for the fight of your life…these women may have signed all kinds of nondisclosure agreements but soon enough, it will all come out.

Insane in the Scientolo-Cuise Brain

 

Because the trickling creepy, scary-ass info about you and your “tax loop-hole church” is steadily gaining speed.  Uh-oh…what’s that black SUV doing outside my house?

While I check out who’s parked near my yard, YOU guys read THIS article (from The Village Voice) about Lisa Marie Presley’s lyrics to her song (above).  Believe me, you’ll be enlightened–just like she is and just like Katie is (and Poor Nicole).  I want a REAL book out about this cult crap.

Lady Gaga Performs “JUDAS” on Ellen – Wearing Pants! VIDEO

Ellen and Gaga - Bad Asses!

Lady Gaga. Is. Wearing. PANTS, you guys. Onstage. Didn’t she once say she’d never wear pants? That’s what I love about her. To quote Adele, “…just ’cause I said it; don’t mean that I meant it.” (I know, Adele probably was referring to something a bit more important than wearing pants vs. NOT wearing pants in her lyric, but whatEVER.)

Just watch.

Gaga sat down to chat with Ellen as well…

Viva la Gaga!