This really makes me squeal like a little girl, you guys. Remember when Paltrow announced her “conscious uncoupling” from Chris Martin? Of course you do. (That idiotic phrase of hers makes me want to yank out a fistful of her hair, by the way.) She then went on to tell the world how hard she has it as a single mom who works as an actress in Hollywood. Really. It’s super, super HARD:
“It’s much harder for me,” mother-to-two Paltrow, 41, said. “I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening.”
“When you’re shooting a movie, they’re like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult,” she continued. “I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as… of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set.”
This entitled piece of gluten-free white bread. Seriously? So yesterday, Angelina Jolie was promoting the shit out Maleficent like nobody’s bidness, and gracefully made the following statement:
“I’m not a single mom with two jobs trying to get by every day,” the Maleficent star said. “I have much more support than most people, most women in this world. And I have the financial means to have a home and health care and food.. “I actually feel that women in my position, when we have all at our disposal to help us, shouldn’t complain,” Jolie, who is worth a reported combined $270 million with Pitt, said. “Consider all the people who really struggle and don’t have the financial means, don’t have the support, and many people are single raising children. That’s hard.”
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Oh, Paltrow. THIS is how it’s done. Dumbass.