Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here’s moon-face Taylor Swift “pretending” to be Rapunzel for that Disney campaign. You know, the one Annie Liebovitz does every year? I’m pretty sure this is simply a candid of Taylor’s lair where she plots and pines over Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Corey Monteith, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy, That English Kid From That Boyband, Bradley Cooper (who laughed in her face at the Golden Globes) and whomever is next on her list.
But let’s get to the REAL story here. I had a dream last night (STAY WITH ME!!) that Taylor Swift was wandering around my house in a long, flowing dress while I CHASED AFTER HER, CONSTANTLY WIPING HER FACE AND CALLING HER “A DIRTY TODDLER”. I know, right?? The hell?
Oh–and there was a big, fat wiener dog under foot while I tended to Taylor’s dirty face.
[Headed off to DreamMoods.com for an explanation.]
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