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Happy Birthday Matthew and Gunnar Nelson – ‘Those Chicks Look Like Dudes’


Oh, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson.  Look at you in your fancy Mom Jeans (that’s jealousy talkin’ right there) and long, luxurious blond hair.  WEN Haircare System wasn’t even a twinkle in Chaz Deans’s special place back when these twins tortured us with their perfect Rapunzelness.

And to quote my favorite pop cultured erudite, Butthead, Those chicks look like dudes.”

Come to Butthead.

So yeah.  Happy 47th birthday, you twin butt-munches.  Lord, I miss the innocence of the early 90’s.

‘Seinfeld’ Turns 25

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Photo: Rolling Stone Magazine

It’s been 25 years since the best show about nothing premiered on NBC on July 5 way back in 1989. To make you feel really old, I was only about 4 at the time, but it would be years later with the help of numerous reruns that I would come to appreciate it’s genius. Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the first season only featured 4 episodes, but thankfully the ratings were just good enough to help it secure a second season. It then went on to become one of the most watched, and quoted shows in television history, with it’s series finale attracting a little over 76 million viewers.

I can see why it took two seasons for the show to catch on with viewers, those first couple of episodes are pretty bad. The situations also felt a little too real, like when Jerry and Elaine decided to see if they could be “friends with benefits.” It finally found it’s groove in Season 3 with sillier episodes like ‘The Subway‘ and George’s whining became more tolerable. Seinfeld is a “love it” or “hate it” kind of show, but the mark it left on pop culture is undeniable. Even though you should hate these people, you can help but identify with them. Continue Reading

Patton Oswalt As Matthew McConaughey As Rust Cohle From ‘True Detective’? Yes, Indeed.


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Since today has been a bit of a “Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl“, this is appropriate. Can’t wait for Patton’s new special airing April 6th on Comedy Central!