Category Archives: Drunkface

Lindsay Lohan Turns Down $550K To Do ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Really, Lindsay?


Shocking absolutely no one, Lindsay Lohan has made another horrible career choice.

TMZ reported this morning that La Lohan has made the decision to turn down an offer to appear on next season of  ‘Dancing With the Stars’ solely because she doesn’t want to do reality TV.  (She WILL take $250K worth of furniture from the Bravo network’s Million Dollar Decorators, though.)  That doesn’t COUNT, you guys!!”

That’s good, Linds. Everything else is in shambles, but above all else, gotta keep those standards intact. 

The actress reportedly turned down multiple offers to be a contestant; making up to $550k, which is up to five times what most DWTS contestants make. And definitely a good place to start paying off all that debt, no? 

“Dancing With the Dorks” – Bristol Palin and Mark Balas

It’s no secret that appearing on Dancing with the Stars has launched comebacks for countless C-list “celebrities” that society has practically forgotten before they reappeared on prime time television screens, decked out in ridiculous sparkling outfits, collectively impressing us with ballroom dancing skills that nobody ever knew they had. Or, in some cases, that they absolutely do not have. Which, let’s be real… is even better.  

In offering up such a payout just to get Lilo to sign on, DWTS producers seem blithely aware of the ratings spike they would achieve from the amount of viewers that would tune in solely to see Lohan on live television, waiting for her to prove all her naysayers right and fall on her face in a drunken haze. 

Chances are, Lindsay is quite aware, as well. The actress recently told friends that she would never consider reality television, and that she wants to stick solely to films. 

Okay girl, let us know how that works out for you.

Lindsay Lohan Is Due In NYC Court Monday Morning. Will She Show?

Lindsay and the woman she allegedly smacked up, Tiffany the Psychic


With a court date in New York fast approaching, Lindsay Lohan let off a little steam last night/this morning by partying in London with a few friends until 5:00 AM.

 LiLo has been ordered to appear in a NYC court on Monday … a result of her run-in with a psychic in a New York club back in November.

 Lohan will be there to answer a desk appearance ticket, so a number of things could happen — a future court date could be set, she could enter a plea … those are just a few of the options.

 If she doesn’t show, a warrant will be issued for her arrest.

So.  Is  this raggedy, rough and overwrought nutcase going to show up to court?  Will she get even MORE probation?  Not for one second do I believe she’ll be punished in any way for violating probation or breaking any laws–again.

I have to say, Lindsay’s relationship with attorneys and judges is similar to her relationship with her parents.  Linds says it’s not her fault; everyone throws up their hands and dismisses her to go out and do more damage.



Lindsay Lohan Arrested In NYC – Are You Kidding Me? **UPDATE**


You guys couldn’t have just acted like Liz & Dick was a decent movie, could you?

Not even a week after her Elizabeth Taylor biopic premiered on Lifetime and Lindsay Lohan is already back to her tried and true antics.  The actress was arrested early Thursday morning after an altercation with another female patron escalated to blows at Club Avenue in New York’s Chelsea. Sources say the two had exchanged words earlier in the evening, with Lohan allegedly even asking the woman to “give [me] my space.” 

Cops were called to the club shortly after Lindsay hit the unidentified woman in the face, and took the tabloid darling into custody, where she remained until being released just before 8 a.m. No word yet on how this latest violation will effect Lilo’s probation

If I’ve learned anything in my years of stanning as hard as humanly possible for La Lohan (no matter how hard she seems to make it), it’s that she is petulant like a child. She acts out every single time she fails in her professional life.

I’m willing to bet anything that the broad that Lindsay cold cocked across the face made some mention of the mediocre performance and shit reviews her latest endeavor has accumulated over the past few days.

Does that make it right? No, of course not. But I’d be lying if that wouldn’t make it even more entertaining.

While Lohan was hauled away in handcuffs, she kept insistently repeating, “Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?” 

I know, babygirl. I can’t believe it either.


**Update: 12:54pm**

The Wanted – Max is the dude with the shave head, if you’re unfamiliar…

TMZ is now reporting that the altercation was allegedly over Max George of UK boy band ‘The Wanted’. 

After seeing the band open for Justin Bieber at Madison Square Garden earlier in the evening, Lohan accompanied Max and his bandmates to Avenue

When Max set his sights on a female who wasn’t her, Lindsay reportedly became enraged. This is the female who she is accused of striking. 

The Wanted, Linds? Really? At least have some standards and go after the One Direction boys. Now I’m just disappointed.