Category Archives: Divas and A-Holes

Today’s Blind Item – Messy Divorce Edition

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This is so stinkin’ easy, it’s not even funny.  Sad maybe, but not funny.

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Apparently there is going to be a “leak” next week about this A+list singer/diva and everything that is wrong with her in an attempt to make her look awful and turn the publicity tide in the favor of her soon to be ex.

Soon-to-be ex-hubby wouldn’t be ANYWHERE without our A+ singer/diva.  He better watch himself. And I thought he got some random chick pregnant recently?

 

Courtney Love is 50 Today, You People – By Guest Contributing Writer Mary, Behind the Red Curtain

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Courtney Love, everyone’s nightmare wife, is turning 50 today, the same day I hear the news that Ryan Gosling, everyone’s perfect boyfriend*, will have a child with Eva Mendes. How God could fill my head with so much conflicting news in one day… Courtney, still thinking she can reclaim her title of Rock Queen/Queen Bitch, perennially down for the count, downed by drugs, drowned by alcohol, downed by narcissism and madness- forced to watch stupider, more reasonable women take the crown she wore on “Live Through This”.

Every year a rumored triumphant return, every year a let down. Meanwhile Ryan has found a women worthy of love and impregnation, a woman who will not be smoking, shooting up, and giving foul mouthed interviews to Rolling Stone and Vanity Fair while she has a child In Utero. No, an actress of some talent, Eva will be looking more and more like a blow-up Sophia Loren until her waist disappears and she has to wear sensible flats while Ryan adorably accompanies her to Lamaze class.

 

As a former punk fighting to age without displaying too much dignity, I root for Courtney every time she dusts herself off. As a proud grandmother, myself, I am happy there will be one more Love child and one less Son of Anarchy.

Now all the women sing along with us! One more…

And how ’bout an round of applause for our Gorgeous Mary…over there. Behind the David Lynchian red velvet curtain.

Mary, Queen of Drapes
Mary, Queen of Drapes

Charlize Theron Says Press Coverage Feels ‘Like RAPE’

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These bitches. First we had The Insufferable One (Paltrow) saying “the internet is like a bloody war” and now the other snippy, tall blonde actress, Charlize Theron compares the attention she gets from the press, paparazzi or Google (?) as “feel[ing] like rape”. I’m sorry, WHAT?

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“I don’t do that, so that’s my saving grace,” Theron said when asked if she Googles herself. “When you start living in that world, and doing that, you start feeling raped.”

Questioned further about the blunt comparison, the 38-year-old actress added: “Well, when it comes to your son and your private life. Maybe it’s just me.”

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Let’s remember for a moment just who Ms. Theron is now dating (if that’s the proper verb)…serial-woman abuserSean Penn.

Listen, I get using metaphors and I understand being overly-dramatic at times, howEVER. Stating that having your picture taken or being written about on celebrity websites does not a rape make. A camera flashing in your face is not assault. (Your boyfriend might show you what assault really is someday, but that’s another story for another day.)

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These people need to THINK before using harmful language that lessens actual rape. Or actual war. Celebrities for the most part are pampered, overpaid and overindulged adults who get to play pretend for a living. Simply put? Shut up or get out and find a REAL job that pays under $10 per hour, Charlize. 

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