Category Archives: Disney Dorks

Taylor Swift As Disney’s Rapunzel – Also A Dirty Toddler?

We GET It, Taylor.


Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Here’s moon-face Taylor Swift “pretending” to be Rapunzel for that Disney campaign.  You  know, the one Annie Liebovitz does every year?  I’m pretty sure  this is simply a candid of Taylor’s lair where she plots and pines over Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Corey Monteith, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy, That English Kid From That Boyband, Bradley Cooper (who laughed in her face at the Golden Globes) and whomever is next on her list.

But let’s get to the REAL story here.  I had a dream last night (STAY WITH ME!!) that Taylor Swift was wandering around my house in a long, flowing dress while I CHASED AFTER HER, CONSTANTLY WIPING HER FACE AND CALLING HER “A DIRTY TODDLER”.  I know, right?? The hell?


Oh–and there was a big, fat wiener dog under foot while I tended to Taylor’s dirty face.

[Headed off to for an explanation.]

Answer:  “Sorry, there are no matches for your request.”  


New ‘Boy Meets World’ Series Planned For The Disney Channel

Boy Meets World!!

Photo: ABC

If you’re a 90s kid you’re going to love this news. The Disney Channel is planning a sequel series to ‘Boy Meets World‘ that will focus on the life of Cory and Topanga’s pre-teen daughter. It will be called Girl Meets World,’ naturally, and is in the very early development stages .

The original show started it’s seven year run in 1993 on ABC and centered on the lives of Cory Matthews, his best friend Shawn Hunter and the girl that would eventually become Cory’s wife, Topanga Lawrence.

No word yet on whether Ben Savage and Danielle Fishel will reprise their roles as Cory and Topanga, but come on, you can’t have a sequel without them. During the college years of ‘Boys Meets World,’ Cory and Topanga got married and moved from Philadelphia to New York during the finale. They were joined by Eric Matthews, played by Will Friedle and Shawn played by Rider Strong.

What do you guys think about this proposed spin-off? Do you think Mr. Feeny should return too?

Former Disney Star Watch:Lindsay Lohan & Miley Cyrus

Don’t expect anything hard-hitting, kids.


According to Gossipcop, Linsday Lohan is set to be interviewed by Barbara Walters as part of a publicity tour for her upcoming Lifetime movie, Liz and Dick.

With her father releasing private cell phone conversations to TMZ, I’m not sure what is left to for LiLo to reveal. But a week is a decade in former teen star years, so Babs may have some new ground to cover, if she can actually catch up to Lohan.

Miley on Leno Photo: NBC

As for Miley, she has been making the talk show rounds promoting her guest appearance on Two and A Half Men. Despite some tweets from the Jada Pinkett Smith school of social media, Cyrus is still engaged to one of them Hemsworth Boys. She and the Thor, Red Dawn Hunger Games star Liam, recently revealed matching tattoos. Their ink is from a speech by Theodore Roosevelt. Let’s give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they know he is a US President. What’s the over/under they think he’s the one in the wheelchair from Annie?

Unsurprisingly, there is no date set for Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Barbara Walters.

Liz and Dick will premiere on Lifetime, November 25, 2012.

The Two and Half Men episode with Miley Cyrus will air on CBS, October 18, 2012.