Category Archives: Deliciousness

Birthday Shout-Out: Mads Mikkelsen Edition

It’s a great day, Dipsters! It’s Mads Mikkelsen‘s bday and he’s turning…oh, come ON. None of us care! That fierce flawlessness is both TIMELESS and AGELESS. Also, if he could still get it, age really is just a number! So how ’bout you join us for a perv down memory lane as we wish Mads Mikkelsen a very happy birthday? You know, by giving ourselves the gift of him. If I’m going down, I’m taking you all with me!

*Disclaimer: We at DiC are fully aware of our gutter-brain status. In truth, we care not. Love the talent, love the soul, BUT DID YOU SEE DAT ASS?! 

I figure starting from today and working our way back is always good, right? “The Fuller” (Bryan for you n00bs) was displaying yet another of his talents today by creeping on the birthday boy on set. This was the result:

 

mads reading
via @bryanfuller

 

Just. WHAT? How dare you, sir?! With your Hannibal dress, legs crossed, catching some downtime while you read, wearing glasses, puckering those adorable lips of yours! Sexy, sartorial beast! How.dare.you. But it’s your bday so I GUESS we’ll let it pass this one time. Especially as you continue to fuel schoolgirl fantasies. “Oh, professor! What can I possibly do to raise my grade?” Don’t act like y’all weren’t thinking it! We’re friends for a reason.

Seriously, though. How cute is he?! Birthday levels of cute.

Now let us go deeper into the abyss for it is early on this most blessed of holidays!

 

mads ramones

 

*hisssssss* That pain you felt 2 seconds ago? That’s the sensation of loins on fire. You’re welcome. I mean, Mads in a Ramones tee. Smoking (which I USUALLY hate) with a sneer? THE PERFECT STORM. In my pants.

Oh, hey, remember the moment you realized that this majestic fucker walks around looking this delectable all the time without even trying? Oh, you didn’t? Demonstration time!

 

Mads Mikkelsen
No.
Your face. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Your face. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

 

I don’t know about you guys but I, too, look that awesome when I’m just kickin’ back. In my dreams. Because, no, I call “black magic” or blood of virgins on this man. Howwwwwww? And can we talk about the way his hair flops all perfect like? It’s the living embodiment of the sighs of fangirls everywhere, whispering gently against his skin. He’s like the older, Danish version of Jordan Catalano! Don’t you love the way he leans?! Ugh. *cries*

So, yeah, I think my job is done here and I can…

 

Stop...
Stop…
the...
the…
MADS-ness!
MADS-ness!

 

All jokes and leering aside, we really do love Mads and all that he brings to the table; talent, grace, humor, affection, and full on commitment to any role he takes on. The happiest of birthdays to him with a sincere wish for many more to come!All hail the King of Micro-expressions!

 

<3
<3

 

P.S. If you’re brave enough and have wetnaps handy, have a lookie here! Sweet dreams. :-p

Nine Inch Nails Return – 2013-2014 Tour Announced! (Fangirl Squeal!)

Oh, HEY Trent!

Looks like 2013 is becoming quite a big year for Dipped in Cream’s music obessions!  Trent Reznor announced today that NIN will be headed out on tour, along with new music!

NOTE FROM TRENT:

Nine Inch Nails are touring this year.

I was working with Adrian Belew on some musical ideas, which led to some discussion on performing, which led to some beard-scratching, which (many steps later) led to the decision to re-think the idea of what Nine Inch Nails could be, and the idea of playing a show. Calls were made to some friends, lots of new ideas were discussed, and a show was booked – which led to another, which somehow led to a lot of shows.

The band is reinventing itself from scratch and will be comprised of Eric Avery, Adrian Belew, Alessandro Cortini, Josh Eustis, Ilan Rubin, and me. The first shows will begin this summer, followed by a full-on arena tour of the US this fall, and lots of other dates worldwide to follow through 2014.

Lots of details and dates to come. See you soon.

TR

I’ll wait for the screams to die down.  

Okay.  I KNOW, RIGHT???  We’ve also got  How to Destroy Angels  (Trent’s project with his wife Mariqueen Maandig and longtime collaborators Rob Sheridan and Atticus Ross,) releasing their debut album Welcome Oblivion March 5th.

(SOME all of us aren’t that into HTDA ’round these parts, but we’ll give a shout-out anyway. Our disdain stems from a rather One Direction-y fangirl attitude that Trent was saving himself for US. Hush up.) Ew.

Ohmygaaaah, you guys.

Seriously though? Look. At. Trent. He has GREYHOUNDS. He’s so cuuute.

DivaJulia and Brittani ARE “Sara and Susie“.

Ew. 

London Premiere of ‘Skyfall’ – Red Carpet

Craig. Daniel Craig.

Skyfall’ had it’s London premiere on October 23rd at the Royal Albert Hall.

Dame Judi Dench
Charles and Camilla

 

The movie’s stars Daniel CraigNaomie Harris and Dame Judi Dench were joined by Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall at the event which also served as a benefit organization to help current and former members of Britain’s intelligence agencies.

Naomie Harris
Berenice Marlohe

 

Harris wore a revealing Marios Schwab dress, while other Bond girl Berenice Marlohe looked stunning in a red Vivienne Westwood gown. Mr. Craig wore a blue tuxedo by Tom FordFord designed all of Bond’s perfectly tailored clothing for this film as he did for Casino Royale.

Naomi Campbell and her Russian boyfriend Vladislav Doronin

Supermodel Naomi Campbell was also in attendance with boyfriend Vladislov Doronin, the pair both wore tailored black suits.

Skyfall’ opens November 9th in the US.

Photos: GettyImages