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Elton John Calls Madonna A ‘Fairground Stripper’ And the C-Word

Queen Bitchface Elton John


Just when we thought Elton John could be ANY bitchier, he out-bitches himself.  Luckily for us, his rage always seems directed toward Madonna.  So, here we go again.

Fairground Stripper!

During an interview with an Australian TV chat show which  aired on Sunday night, the Bitter Queen Bitch was quite vocal about the other Bitter Queen Bitch, addressing Madonna’s latest MDMA tour:

Why is she such a nightmare? Her career is over, I can tell you that. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger c***.”

He continued, “If Madonna had any common sense, she would have made a record like Ray of Light, stayed away from the dance stuff, and just been a great pop singer and made great pop records, which she does brilliantly. But no, she had to prove that she was like…” There, Elton trailed off, but then continued, “And she looks like a f***ing fairground stripper.” He also complained, “She’s been so horrible to Gaga” — referring to Lady Gaga, who’s godmother to Elton’s son Zachary.



Oh. Gurrrrl.




Octo-Mom Hates All 14 of Her Kids

This woman.

Get a load of this crap.  Nadya Suleman, aka as The Octo-Mom, aka That Crazy Woman Who Kept Having Kids and Keeps Begging for Money to Pay for All of Them, is now talking to the press about how much she “hates” those poor kids.

While I’m on hold with the State of California’s Child Protective Services, alla y’all can read her exact words via The Daily Mail:

‘I hate the babies, they disgust me,’ she told InTouch magazine. ‘My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.’
In a picture taken by the magazine, one child is seen eating dry-wall in her run-down home.

Suleman says that her dream of having a big family has now turned into her worst nightmare as she struggles to take care of her huge family.

‘The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet,’ she said.

The reality TV mother has even considered suicide.
‘Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope,’ she said.

In another breath, Suleman tries to insist that she still has love for her children, but says in hindsight she wishes that she never gave birth to any of them.

‘Obviously I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them,’ she said.

Seriously.  Where’s PETA when we REALLY need them??

Chelsea Handler Disses Angelina Jolie

Real classy, Chelsea.

Let me just start off by saying, I don’t like Chelsea Handler. She hasn’t been funny since Girls Behaving Badly and that was years ago, and an ensemble show.  I guess she should be commended for being a loyal friend, but this just felt….catty.  Even for her.

At a show last Friday in New Jersey, Handler went off about how Jolie was a “home-wrecker.” saying,

“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”

Two blonde spinsters in Mexico!

Touched a nerve, huh Chelsea? The comedienne (it really pained me to type that word) recently spent Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston in Mexico. Just two boring blondes, whooping it up in Mexico.

A friend of Handler says that she “hates Angelina and doesn’t for one second buy that she is this good person rescuing children in need around the World.” Um….okay, and what has Chelsea done besides sleep with the head of E! to get two crappy shows? Oh look, now I’m doing it!  I guess it would be interesting to hear what Jennifer has told Chelsea about what really happened between Brad and Angie. Word has it that Chelsea has also become friends with CBS newswoman Katie Couric, who for some reason is going to appear on “Glee” in the near future. What??

Dear God, make it stop.