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Alec Baldwin’s Homophobic Twitter Rant – Double Standards For ‘Liberal’ Men?



Honestly. I’ve been turning into a loud, angry feminist this week, starting off with a certain “state” in the country–I mention no names. (My apologies to my beloved SilverFox husband, for my own rants.) Just know, I’ll be all over the map on this post, as I tend to do when something really gets my wet, stinky goat.

By now, everyone knows about the fallout from Paula Deen’s use of a completely unacceptable word. Dropped like a hot tater by EVERY SINGLE professional partnership she ever signed on with–and rightly so. My question to you is, why the gotdamnhell does Alec Baldwin continually get away with nasty behavior and slurs?

Let’s take a look at Baldwin’s rant on Twitter yesterday, as he “defended” his wife when she was accused of Tweeting during James Gandolfini’s funeral in New York yesterday:



Um. Wow. That’s some ugly Tweeting right there. Does Baldwin get away with this kind of talk because, allegedly, he’s a liberal man?? God knows, we’ve crucified (ahem) Mel Gibson for the bile he has spewed, but he’s a known conservative nutball, right? What if, say, Melissa McCarthy were the one in question here? What kind of backlash would she be getting? Fired from CBS? Boycotting of her new film? I guaran-effing-TEE we’d being seeing some woman-hate and not merely a collective shrug-off like, “oh, that ALEC and his silly temper!” I don’t see Capitol One dropping his ass, do you?

In other words, Baldwin gets a giggly-pass for his Words With Friends On A Plane performance, another Twitter rant regarding a Starbuck’s barista.



Oh. Does anyone remember the voicemail Mr. Baldwin left his then 11-year old daughter, Ireland for not answering her phone at the designated time? Do the words “thoughtless little pig” ring a bell? Let me refresh your memory:

Is it just me? Or does this award-winning blow-hard just GET to do this shit?  What are your feelings on this guy?  I know of one journalist who doesn’t take kindly to Baldwin’s dirty mouth:



I believe Alec Baldwin could PUBLICLY call a woman the c-word and get away with doing so, because it’s a man’s world.

You can quote me on that.

Justin Bieber Had A Bad Week – Needs A Nap and His Blankie


Or a bottle. Or his blankie. Something! He’s been having the worst week ever, for a teenage millionaire, and I won’t call this a “breakdown” or a “downward spiral,” but something is up with this kid.

He’s been in London for a number of sold out shows at the O2 Arena, but the city isn’t treating him so kindly. After having the “worst birthday ever” when his party was shut down at club Cirque du Soir when bouncers suspected that underage kids were in attendance, he paraded around in a gas mask  and decided the world needed to see his tighty-whiteys under some ugly blue pants.

On Monday Justin was met with boos from his fans when he showed up two hours late to his own show. He performed for only 40 minutes due to “technical issues” but later apologized on Twitter saying, “I never have any intent to upset or let anyone down.” On Thursday, he collapsed backstage and was given emergency oxygen, then urged to cancel the rest of the show. Instead, he continued on with the performance and was hospitalized later. He tweeted a picture of himself, shirtless of course, relaxing in his room while listening to “Janice Joplin.” It’s Janis, child.

Things got even weirder when he had a run in with a paparazzo while he was leaving his hotel. After Justin shoved the man, the photog cried assault which prompted Bieber to conjure the spirit of Tupac Shakur and threaten him with a mcflurry of curse words, “I’LL F**KING BEAT THE F**K OUT OF YOU!” All while flanked by his babysitt…uh, bodyguards. Usher, come get your protege.

So a couple of questions. First off, who does Justin think he is? Has he ever been in a fight, EVER? Selena hurt you bad, didn’t she bruh? Where are his parents? Where the hell do you even get a gas mask? What has been causing his sudden illness? Are Lays‘ Sriracha chips good? Should I give ‘The Following’ another chance? Is Justin Bieber another spoiled child that can’t handle fame, and possibly his liquor? There could be a lot of things going on with him. Maybe the pressure of being pretty white boy is starting to get to him. His girl left, and the media is mocking him more than usual. He’s trying to be a grown up but his audience is still made up of girls who haven’t gotten their periods yet.

So I don’t really feel sorry for Biebs, he just seems to be having a crappy week. We’ve all been there but on a much smaller scale. He needs a break, and possibly a nap.

Miley Cyrus In Bed With Ashton Kutcher (On ‘Two and a Half Men’)

Hey, y’all. I have titties. – M. Cyrus

Ugh.  See what I did there?  I gave you a completely lame and misleading headline.  Yaaaaawwwn.  I’m even boring myself when it comes to these two, and I tend to be my own biggest fan. (Not really. I hate everything I write.) Not really. What?

Everyone’s favorite hillbilly has landed a spot on no one’s everyone’s favorite sitcom, Two and a Half Men.  I’m cringing at these photo.  It’s just a bit too pervy.  I’m looking at you, CyrusKutcher.



Cyrus makes her Two and a Half Men debut on Thursday, Oct. 17, as Missi, Walden’s (Kutcher) friend’s daughter, who begins to make him feel old.

And while Missi spends some time with Walden in bed, she’s actually a love interest for Jake (Angus T. Jones), who returns home from the army to visit his father Alan (Jon Cryer).

Short-shorts and a bikini top. Formal-wear for the trailer park set!

So Miley plays a little gal named Missy? I think that’s close enough to the ultimate in white-trash names, Misty, don’t you?

Off I go to read all the hate-comments by chicks named Misty. Wait.  That would mean they can read.

Daaaayummm. I’m stunned by my own bitchiness.