Category Archives: Complete Idiot

Chris Brown Says His New Neck Tattoo Isn’t Rihanna. Oh, Okay.

Super-tasteful, right? Ugh.

Other than the legions of teenage girls who refer to themselves as “Team Breezy” and troll the internet verbally attacking anyone who dare say anything against their idol, Chris Brown hasn’t done very well when it comes to convincing the public that he is a decent human being.

Ever since his physical attack against then-girlfriend, Rihanna, in February of 2009, Chris Brown has become known in the media for his multiple violent outbursts and lashing out against anyone who has a bad word to say about him via Twitter like a petulant toddler.

It seems almost comical that someone who has sunk so low in the collective eye of the public wouldn’t be making more of an attempt to prove themselves as anything but the monster that they originally came across as. Instead, it seems as if Chris Brown has been rebelling against the world ever since, showing us just how much he doesn’t care.

Chris Brown’s New Neck Tattoo “ISN’T Rihanna”, Okay?

Photo of Rihann via MediaTakeout.com

And what do you know, he’s successfully done it again. This week, Chris stepped out with a new tattoo prominently displayed on his neck. Normal enough, sure… except for the striking likeness that it holds to a certain police evidence photo showcasing the multiple lacerations and contusions of none other than Rihanna from that fateful February night. The resemblance is uncanny, but naturally, as soon as the media started reporting on it, Chris Brown’s camp called bullshit.

Día de los Muertos. Uh-huh.
“His tattoo is a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead) and a MAC cosmetics design he saw,”  his rep said. “It is not Rihanna or an abused woman as erroneously reported.”

Hmmmm. Somehow, I fail to believe that in his entire quest for this tattoo — from idea, to conception, to sketch, to execution — not one person mentioned the fact that it looked like a carbon copy of that very photo that circulated so fervently around the blogosphere. Much as I do with everything having to do with Chris Brown, I call bullshit. But you be the judge.

Amanda Bynes Pulled Over While Driving With Suspended License. Derrrrp.

Seriously, Amanda?

Photo: TMZ

Gotdammit, Amanda Bynes.
Obviously, Amanda didn’t get a chance to check out Dipped In Cream and appreciate the message that I put so much time and effort into for her, because she was pulled over again last night — this time for driving without her headlights on.
Nevermind, the sheer stupidity of that indiscretion, but need I remind you that Amanda’s license is currently suspended? Apparently this isn’t a concern for the LAPD, because last night she was simply given a verbal warning and sent on her way. Some rookie cop is gonna get his ass handed to him for that one.

Or maybe not. At this point, I can’t help but feel that Amanda has been repeatedly escaping each of these situations that would have landed anyone else in jail. Where is her second mugshot? Where is the footage of her sobbing in court? Where is her 45 minutes spend in a jail cell due to “overcrowding“? Any day now, people.

It seems to me that the LAPD needs to get their shit together almost as much as Amanda does.

But hey, at least she wasn’t (visibly) intoxicated this time. Baby steps…

 

Courtney Love Accusing Dave Grohl of ‘Making a Pass’ at Frances Bean Cobain

The Crazy Attention Whore Needs Attention

Just weeks after she wouldn’t let up on saying The Muppets, yes talking felt frogs and pigs, had “raped” her late husband’s legacy, now Courtney Love is claiming that Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl made a pass at her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain. She took to Twitter to claim that the married rocker not only is “sexually obsessed” with Kurt, but also has slept with many of her friends over the years.

Dave, RuPaul, Kurt, Courtney holding baby Frances and Krist

Photo via: MTV

The folks over at Gawker chronicled her entire rant. Little did Love know the Twitter handle @davegrohl doesn’t even belong to the Mr. Grohl, but some random I.T. guy. Dave’s publicist got wind of what was going on, and then Dave issued a statement of his own, saying:

“Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”

Oh dear.

Okay, it’s time to stop now, Courtney. I’m sure others will blame drugs or alcohol on her cray-cray rants, but this is going beyond all that. You’re getting the attention you want, but why does it have to come at the expense of your daughter? Dave has been your punching bag for some time now, Courtney, but to drag your child into whatever is going on between you two is unnecessary, sad and pathetic.

But that’s the thing, NOTHING is going on between Dave and Courtney. Dave is living his life, selling out tours, making documentaries and playing (and WINNING) at the Grammys, but you’re ranting on Twitter about things that never happened.

Put your Macbook away, get out of the house, make some music and get the hell away from Sam Lufti. Yeah, the same smarmy guy who almost ruined Britney Spears.

HOLE in 1998

I’m going to go listen to Hole and remember when you used to seem cool, and sane.