Category Archives: Celebrity DUI

Reese Witherspoon Arrested – DUI And Disorderly Conduct With Agent Husband In Atlanta *UPDATE – Mugshot!*

 

Well, what have we HERE?  Miss Holier-Than-Thou-Perfect-Blonde-Reese Witherspoon (now brunette for a film) seems to be in trouble with The Law.  It also seems she has quite a mouth on her when confronted by the po-po.

**UPDATE – Reese’s Mugshot**

Variety/Image via AP/Fox 5 – Reese Witherspoon’s Mugshot

Get a load of THIS via Variety.com:

 

 

Reese Witherspoon and her husband, CAA agent James Toth, were arrested and briefly jailed early Friday morning in Atlanta, Ga., after he was pulled over under suspicion of driving while intoxicated, confirmed an official at the city’s Dept. of Corrections.

Toth was pulled over after midnight Friday driving a silver 2013 Ford Focus, which the officer witnessed weaving across a double line on Atlanta’s Peachtree St. Toth appeared disheveled and his breath smelled of alcohol, according to the police report, prompting the officer to administer a sobriety test.

As Toth walked in the Walgreens parking lot where the officer instructed him to pull over to, Witherspoon became increasingly agitated from the vehicle, which prompted the officer to warn her to stay in the car for the sake of her own safety.

Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer,” according to the police report. “I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet.

Once Toth was placed under arrest, Witherspoon exited the vehicle and was instructed to get back in the car. According to the report, she “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground.’”

The officer then detailed how she resisted as he grabbed her arms to arrest as Toth attempted to calm her down.

As the report details, “Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.

The report also specified, “Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.”

Oh. Gurrrrl.  You pulled the “Don’t you know who I AM?” card?  According to US Magazine, you were THRILLED to be a brunette for your new movie (ahem), “The Good Lie“–filming in Atlanta, because (and I quote):

 

Reese, smiling and being perfect on the set of her new movie, filming in Atlanta.

 

It’s great to be brunette,” Witherspoon said at the time. “Nobody knows who I am. Everybody walks right past me. It’s a nice reprieve from my normal self.

Oh, Reese.  Nice try.

 

Joumana Kidd, NBA Ex-Wife Charges of Alcholism and Abuse

Awwwww…now go get Daddy’s phone for Mommy!

Photo: GettyImages

 

Joumana Kidd, ex-wife of perennial NBA all-star Jason Kidd is talking to Metropolis Nights magazine about their tumultuous marriage.

Divorced 5 years ago, the former broadcaster for the TV entertainment news program Extra says her career suffered while trying to juggle the demands of marriage and motherhood. She also “comes clean” about his alcoholism, physical abuse on his part and using their child to pocket dear old Dad’s phone from his locker so that she could do a reconnaissance mission. Illicit texts and numbers from other women in hand, Joumana berated her unfaithful husband from court side seats.

Lest we think she learned something from this toxic relationship Joumana says:

It was blown up into something way bigger than it was. It was just his lawyers trying to paint a picture of me crossing boundaries and they did a good job of it. But it was far from the truth. And, it wasn’t as dramatic and amazing as they made it sound, although I kind of wish it was.

Umm, OK.

Jason, who pled guilty to a domestic assault charge from a 2001 incident between the two, currently plays for the NY Knicks. Married to Porscha Coleman (Russell Simmon’s ex) he was last in the news after being arrested  for a DUI charge in the Hamptons in July. Not surprisingly, his management had no comment about this ancient history.

“Researching” this story (feel free to laugh, I am) I read back issues of Metropolis and apparently chatty sports wives and exes are their specialty.

The August issue features retired NFL running back Tiki Barber’s second wife. The one he courted (I keep it clean, HI GRANDMA!) while his first wife, already mother to two young sons, was 8 months pregnant with twins.

Don’t worry, all is well with the former Today intern, who met Barber while he was a broadcaster for the show.

To sum it up she LOVES:

Being a stepmother!

Quiet nights at home!

The little things, like notes left on her pillow!

And has NO desire for the spotlight/fame/reality show.

Feel free to file under who cares but first give the over/under of this blessed union.

A begrudging thanks to The NY Daily News for making me aware of this magazine’s existence.

 

Speak of The Devil – Amanda Bynes Kicked Out Of Spin Class; Her Entire Management Team Quits

Who is Amanda Talking To?

Amanda, Amanda, Amanda.

After being kicked out of a SoulCycle spin class at Equinox in Hollywood on Tuesday allegedly for displaying more erratic behavior, Amanda released a statement to people magazine saying that she is completely fine and still maintaining the fact that she doesn’t drink and the DUI stories are all false.

Oh.

TMZ reports that during the spin class, Amanda randomly got up and switched bikes, before taking off her shirt to reveal her sexy, black push-up (NON-sports) bra, drawing the attention of the instructor, and most likely everyone else in the class. But it wasn’t until she got up and walked to the mirror, where she spent 10 minutes re-applying her makeup that she was asked to leave.

Later that day, Entertainment Tonight released the first live video of her insane behavior so that we all could finally witness it firsthand.

In the video, the paparazzi pulls a sneak attack on a unsuspecting Amanda by running up behind her quietly to snap photos while the actress was walking down Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. After she throws her hands up and covers her face, Amanda tries to reason with the pap, telling him that she’ll let him take a picture if she lets him see the ones he got.

Upon inspection, Amanda tells him he needs to ”delete the one of my face, I have to look beautiful.

The two scuffle, fighting over the camera, with the photographer yelling at her to stop pinching him and digging her nails into his neck, and Amanda walking away from the scene calmly repeating, “I didn’t touch you.”

Does it go against my journalistic integrity to use a O___O emoticon to describe how I felt watching this? Because oh, well.

Today, it was reported that Amanda was dropped by her entire management team. Her agent, publicist and lawyer have all walked away, citing that they have made “multiple efforts” to help her, but concluding that they “can’t help someone that doesn’t want to be helped.”

My offer still stands, babygirl;  let’s grab a drink. Or, you can have a water since you apparently don’t consume any alcohol. But I’ll definitely need one.