Category Archives: Celeb-Tologist Spawn

Justin Timberlake Is Pregnant. (No One Cares About Jessica Biel…)

Justin Is HIdi
Justin Is Hiding His Baby Bump

You know it and I know it…Jessica Biel?? Bleh. Bland. Boring. So, it’s actually JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE who is pregnant as far is Dipped in Cream is concerned.

RadarOnline is reporting:

A pal close to the 7th Heaven star revealed the exciting news after weeks of feverish speculation and baby bump sightings.

“Jessica is at least three months pregnant,” the source said. “And she’s due in April!” 

A second source revealed that the actress hasn’t had it easy getting pregnant in the past.

“Jessica has had tense times in the past when it comes to having a baby, so it is not surprising that she is staying mum on confirming the news publicly yet,” the other insider said.

Apparently “Jessica” is code-word for “Justin”.  This little bundle is due in April!

*I feel I must electronically hand my darling little Angie a hankie–Lord knows, today is going to be rough on her after hearing this news.

Mark Ebner Discusses All Things Scientology – Leah Remini, Tom Cruise, Will Smith and That Creepy David Miscavige On Media Mayhem

Mark Ebner Discusses The Co$ on Media Mayhem
Mark Ebner Discusses The Co$ on Media Mayhem


Investigative journalist and author, Mark Ebner was the guest today on Media Mayhem to chat about what of our favorite topics here on Dipped in Cream:  the pure nuttines (understatment much?) of Scientology.  In all seriousness though, there is only one word which accurately describes the Church of Scientology “cult”–and that word is SINISTER. Say it with me, children. It’s our Word of The Day.

I hope you will take the time to watch this riveting hour of ball-busting truth.  Here is a bit of info about Mark Ebner if you’re not yet familiar with his work.

via Media Mayhem:

Mark Ebner is an investigative journalist who has covered celebrity and crime culture for such publications as Rolling Stone, Maxim, Details and Spy. Mark has investigated such controversial subjects as Scientology, dog fighting and the Ku Klux Klan.

A published author, Mark co-wrote the New York Times bestsellerHollywood, Interrupted” with Andrew Breitbart and Six Degrees of Paris Hilton. Most recently he co-authored “We Have Your Husband,” a story about a kidnapping in Mexico.

In addition to writing, he has served as a commentator on NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, NPR, Court TV and E! Entertainment Television to name a few. Mark was a consultant on the Emmy nominated episode of South Park’sTrapped in the Closet” and also consulted for NBC/Dateline on the Paris Hilton Tapes report. Ebner runs a blog at where he reports on breaking news from Hollywood.



Okay?  Raise your hand if you’re completely wigged out.  We’d love to hear your thoughts on this subject — just how scary do YOU think the Co$ can be? Or, do you think it is just a harmless group of folks gathering together to spread the $ love $ ? (Shudder.)




I’m a huge fan of Mark’s work and an admitted fan-girl.  Having said that, I’m looking out my front window for The Spying SUVs…AND I need a Silkwood shower after hearing about all this nastiness.

Suri Is Learning to Ride a Bike, While Still Being Carried Around Like a Baby At 6

Suri the infant, being carried by Mom.

I doubt there will come a time when I’m not beating this dead horse called “Suri Must Never Walk“.  I do hope alla y’all remember this child is SIX years of age.  Maybe I’d have better upper body strength if I had carried my kids around until they graduated from high school. (And for those of you shouting at the screen that I emotionally lug my adult sons around–SHUTTY.)

Use your BRAKES and quit scuffing your shoes!

Here we have Katie (no longer Kate!) after calling all paps to snap away at Suri’s “normal life” now that they have escaped Tommy Girl’s Co$ clutches.

I’m bored, too.  You’re not the only one.