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Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman Of All Time

"Of ALL TIME"? No.

Yes, as Kanye would say it, “OF ALL TIME!” Who made this decision? The guys over at Men’s Health put out a list of the 100 Hottest Women of All Time and 42-year-old Jennifer Aniston topped the list. While I can applaud them for making an unconventional choice, of all time? Really?

Ms. Raquel Welch, ladies and gentlemen.

She ranks above Raquel Welch who was #2, Marilyn Monroe who was #3 and Britney Spears and Jen’s “rival” Angelina Jolie round out the Top 5.

 “Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny,” explains the site of Aniston’s coup. “Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable. . . And her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real.”

Aniston spoke out about the honor and talked about her picks for sexiest women,

“It’s a tie between Bridgitte Bardot and Gloria Steinem. But if I had to choose one, I’d say Gloria because, well, she’s the full package. That’s sexy.”

Oh, shut up, Jen.

Dame Elizabeth

Other women on the list include, Tina Turner all the way back at #99 (I can’t), Mad Men‘s Christina Hendricks at #87, just above Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor at #69, the woman who has almost had as many marriages as her, Jennifer Lopez at #60 and Beyonce at #33.

Tina MF-ing TURNER!

You can check out the rest of this possibly randomly put together list here.

Jennifer Aniston???

Today’s Blind Item – Olympic Booty Call Scores from the Neighbors!

“This former A+ Olympic athlete who really needs to step it up if he does not want to embarrass himself at the next one, really should put some curtains in his windows. All of his neighbors are keeping a running tally of the number of women he has brought back to his place and even have scorecards they flash after the event has been completed.”

via CDaN

Oh yeah.  This is hard. Pssssh.

Sex and the City 2 filming started in NYC

EEEK! Holy 80’s flashback.
Wasn’t 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord available
as a body/face double?
She can borrow Nicole Kidman’s prosthetic nose!

Maybe I’m not as excited as most chicks about the filming of Sex and the City 2, I don’t know. But I tell ya what. There is NO effing way I’m gonna believe Secretariat Jessica Parker as an 18-year old ingenue finding her way in The Big Apple. No. Effing. Way.

The good news is Chris Noth (“Big”) is back, and there’s the possibility that Victoria Beckham may do a cameo.

Seriously, though. Is it just me about SJP not being able to pull off being 25 years younger? I hope there’s plenty of vaseline for that lens.