Category Archives: Bleh

Justin Timberlake’s Video For ‘Suit and Tie’ Is Here. Oh.

 

No one loves JT more than I do. Okay, a crapload of y’all love him waaaay more than I do, but whatevs. I wish I weren’t so gotdamb BORED with his new music, though. I’m one of the dorks that will still throw some ‘bows to get some decent space on the dance floor as soon as the first beats from “Sexy Back” start to bump.  This new “Suit and Tie”, though? Honk-shooooo. Rat Pack? Mad Men? Misogyny? Check, check and CHECK.

Take a look some lazy and predictable crap, won’t you?

 

Also? I don’t appreciate how JT is pimping out my beloved and exclusive Tom Ford clothing. I swear to Baby Jesus…he BEST not turn the exquisite menswear line into the Hilfiger craze from back in the 90’s, because I just can’t with that shit.  Oh, AND he got Dipped in Cream’s LovermanDavid Fincher to direct this mess?  Ugh.

 

Is that JT’s head??

If only Jay-Z cried, “what’s in the box????” at the end of this clip.

 

Maybe I went too far on this…but still. I expected much more from JT after all these years, didn’t you? Just another reason we’re all blessed with the return of Bowie next month.

Amanda Rae Has Something To Say About Mary Kate Olsen And That Old Dude

Mary Kate and That Old Dude

Mary Kate Olsen was spotted out in NYC on Saturday afternoon heading to lunch with boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy, who is 16 years her senior. This, only a week after photos of the two cuddling and making out court-side at a New York Knicks game while seated directly next to Sarkozy’s children, were plastered all over the internet to the chagrin of, well, everyone.

Was this a scene from “Sleeping With the Enemy”?

 

The couple, who have been together since May, are no strangers to a few side-eyes from the public. The 42-year-old Sarkozy, an investment banker and the half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, looks dramatically older than the notoriously tiny 26-year-old, often giving off an incredibly creepy father/daughter sort of vibe. Ew.

Olsen recently spoke to WSJ Magazine about the relationship, remarking, “Everyone has an opinion, I find it’s better to focus on what’s in front of you and to keep putting one foot in front of the other.”  

A very respectable position on the situation, MK… screw the haters! But why not follow in your sister’s footsteps and find a gorgeous and youthfully glowing older man? (Johnny Depp, anyone?) Perhaps one that doesn’t look like he could have been a contender in changing your diapers? I can practically smell the daddy issues from here.

The tabloids have already pegged the relationship as a quite literal May-December romance, but all judgment aside (yeah, not so much), maybe these two will actually stand the test of time, and Olsen will make an adorably precocious second Mrs. Olivier Sarkozy.

After all, how perfectly proportional would Mary Kate look on top of a wedding cake?

Lindsay Lohan Update – Failed Intervention By Dad Michael, Called Out By Bret Easton Ellis For Being a No-Show to Work, Horrible Trailer for ‘The Canyons’

Anything for a buck, huh Linds?

 

We’re just gonna go ahead and kill ALL the birds with one stone today, okay?

Lindsay Lohan never fails to disappoint in terms of her hot-messiness, does she? Today we have TMZ reporting that her icky dad, Michael Lohan needed to get his name all over the internet again tried to stage an intervention for his daughter due to the fact that he thinks she might just have a substance abuse problem (whaaaa?) and she failed to show up to do dialogue-dubbing for her new film (I choked on that one) The Canyons.

via TMZ:

“Cops just showed up at Lindsay Lohan’s Beverly Hills home after Michael Lohan and others tried to stage an intervention to get Lindsay Lohan into treatment … TMZ has learned.

Michael Lohan and several others showed up at Lindsay’s house Friday afternoon … believing she has fallen off the wagon … and they believe that’s why she has become a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie, “The Canyons.”

Michael tells TMZ … Lindsay’s entire team is on board with the intervention, though we cannot confirm that.

We’re told Lindsay was at the house when Michael and team arrived, but someone claiming to be her boyfriend shooed them away.  The “boyfriend” told TMZ Lindsay was inside and any problems Lindsay has will not be solved by her father. 

Someone called the cops to report a trespassing call.  Cops are currently on scene.”

via Bret Easton Ellis Twitter
By the way, this straight-to-dvd mess is directed by American Gigolo director, Paul Schrader and written by American Psycho author, Bret Easton Ellis.  We’ve got the try-hard trailer below, just hold on.

 

 

Regarding Lindsay’s no-show to work, I can just hear that ciggie-stained voice honking about how “Liz and Marilyn did the SAME THING!! I’m an ICON!”  Lord, she’s delusional.