Category Archives: Before and After Plastic Surgery

Mickey Rourke? What In Silicone Argyle Hell?

Wow, Mickey Rourke. Just. Wow.

You guys.  I don’t even know what to say about this.  I feel bad, really.  What the hell happened to Mickey Rourke? Oh, we’ve discussed the subject before…but, man.  I’ve seen folks have some jacked-up plastic surgery before, but Mickey has clearly had a head vivisection. And don’t even try to tell me it’s all due to his former “boxing career” because I don’t buy it.


Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger 26 years ago in 9 1/2 Weeks


Oh, MST3K.

HEY.  That reminds me of something! Oh, Mystery Science Theater 3000.

In Mickey’s case, I think it’s The chin, argyle sweater, bloat, WIG That Wouldn’t Die.  Sure, I feel badly for mentioning Mickey’s unfortunate-ness.  But I think he’s giving us a cry for help.  I don’t think the average person has changed THIS much in 26 years.  Again. I’m beating a dead horse.  (The mean-spirited jokes write themselves, people.)

I actually enjoy Mickey as an actor.  I think he’s a nut, but he was always a decent actor.  I also realize that we would be hard-pressed to find anyone who hasn’t gone under the knife in Hollywood. (I’m looking at you Halle Berry, Demi Moore, Zac Efron, Cameron Diaz, Tom Cruise…oh, hell–too many to list.)

Ooooh…pretty balloons.


I’m rambling, but what in the world happened to Mickey that he’d do this to himself? And by that I mean, why would he  wear that wig?

The Spice Girls ‘Rehearse’ For Olympics Closing Ceremonies

Oh, Girls.


Now listen. I love Victoria Beckham Posh Spice* more than I care to admit, but I can’t with The Spice Girls “performing” during the Closing Ceremonies for the 2012 London Olympics this Sunday evening.  These girls, birds, chicks, women loathe each other and everyone knows it.  So much so, that they are all going to be paraded around in separate Pope Spice Mobiles rather than interact with one another during this unnecessary reunion. Okay, they are actually Ford taxi’s, but you get my drift.

I love the “miming” that the girls are practicing.


*This just might be the last time we refer to Victoria Beckham as “Posh Spice”.  (But probably not.)


Jennifer Lopez – Before and After Plastic Surgery – People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman

People Magazine's Most Beautiful Woman 2011
“Natural Beauty” Jennifer Lopez

Welcome to our new feature–“Before and After Plastic Surgery”. Some of these beautiful people have obviously had nips and tucks, while others like J. Lo are less conspicuous about their touch-ups.


via Make Me Heal:

“Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez is rumored to have had a nose job, cheek implants, and a lip reduction. Lopez also wears fake eyelashes. Jennifer Lopez is also speculated to have had a breast augmentation. After giving birth to two twin girls, Lopez has quickly slimmed down to her pre-baby weight causing speculation that she may have undergone SmartLipo or mesotherapy-style fat-loss injections. At 38 years old, Lopez remains free from fine lines and wrinkles leading some to believe she may have had injectable fillers like Botox or Restylane to smooth out any forehead wrinkles and crow’s feet that may have begun to crop up. Laser skin treatments like Fraxel, Pixel, or Active Fx may have attributed to her youthful glow and smooth complexion.

Lopez says about plastic surgery, “If people want to get enhancements here and there and little shots or whatever… I don’t do it, but I don’t want to judge because I don’t know how I’ll feel when I’m 40 or 50 and if that is something I would do. I know that getting older is tough; I don’t want to judge because I’m not there yet.”

Oh, Jen.  Congrats on your People’s Most Beautiful Woman cover!  (At least it’s not that horse-face Julia Roberts, right?)