Category Archives: Baby Bumps

Baby News! Blake Lively Pregnant, Kelly Rowland’s Photoshoot, Mila and Ashton Name Their Daughter WHAT?

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Blake Lively revealed on her lifestyle website Preserve that she is expecting her first child with husband Ryan Reynolds. A message on her website, a slightly less pretentious Goop for slightly less pretentious blondes, reads

We have something for men, for women, for the old, but we realized, we don’t have anything for the new. With family on our mind, we looked to the origin of it all—to the women in our lives who are right there, at that special moment; at the creation of family.”

The post also contained a picture of Blake, photographed by her brother Eric Lively, showing off her little bump. Ryan and Blake married in September of 2011, and since then Lively has said in multiple interviews that she couldn’t wait to start a family. So congrats to the future parents!

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While Blake is only in her first trimester, Kelly Rowland only has a few more weeks ago until her first child, a boy, enters the world. In a revealing photo shoot with Lance Gross for ELLE, she shows off her belly and her still toned body, thanks to workouts with trainer Jeanette Jenkins.

Everybody always tells you to go crazy with food, and you can eat whatever you want. It’s fine to have your cravings but I wanted an easier delivery. All the women that I’ve talked to, that have worked out, have such an easy and speedy delivery. Exercise really helps that,” she says.

She does admit to being obsessed with nachos for a week, but who can blame her! This Rowland’s first child with her husband Tim Witherspoon. The pair married earlier this year in Costa Rica.

 

Mila Kunis already gave birth, delivering her daughter with Ashton Kutcher on September 30. The proud dad announced on his website that they named her Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher. A source told People that the couple really liked unisex names, and considered other unisex names as well. I wonder if they’ll get together with Jessica Simpson‘s daughter Maxwell for playdates. The couple have been together for two years and announced their engagement in February of this year. Who would have thought that Kelso and Jackie would be getting hitched and making babies in real life?!

 

Couples News! Breakups and Babies!

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Professional attractive couple Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have called it quits. A rep confirmed the breakup to E! Online saying,

In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months,” the rep said. “After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their.”

The 36-year old actor and 30-year old (does she look 30 to anyone?) Victoria’s Secret supermodel began dating in 2007. They married July of 2010 and Kerr gave birth to their son Flynn in January of 2011. The two will continue to raise him together, and even said they try to still be affectionate around him.

 

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Bloom is currently starring in a production of ‘Romeo & Juliet’ on Broadway in NYC with Condola Rashad. That’s Clair Huxtable’s daughter. During a recent interview on ‘Live with Kelly and Michael’ he raved about how much he enjoyed kissing Condola on stage. I can’t say I blame him. Orlando joins the “League of Good Looking Single White Guys’ along with Chris Evans, who just broke up with Minka Kelly, and Tom Welling who recently announced a split with his wife. Fall is off to such a good start.

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Headed down the aisle are Ciara and her rapper/producer fiance Future. The couple’s rep Chris Chambers confirmed to People that Future, real name Nayvadius Wilburn, surprised Ciara with an engagement ring on her birthday last weekend in New York City. “The ring, which doubled as a special birthday gift, is a beautiful 15-carat emerald cut diamond designed by Avianne & Co,” Chamber disclosed. E! Online got an exclusive look at the ring, which looks pretty big. Though some have said it closely resembles her BFF Kim Kardashian‘s old ring. This will be the first marriage for the pair who began dating a year ago. They collaborated on Ciara’s self-titled fifth album, which was released in July. I wonder if Riccardo Tisci will be making her wedding dress?

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Also engaged, Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis will also have to start prepping for a baby. The couple’s rep announced to People that they were “very happy excited to welcome a new member to their family.” Wilde, 29, and Sudeikis, 38, met when Olivia made a guest appearance on ‘Saturday Night Live’ in 2011. On Sunday, Wilde tweeted thank yous to fans who congratulated them on their pregnancy. “WOW. You guys are awesome. So kind. Thank you thank you thank you! PS. Babies eat mostly salsa right?” We’re pretty sure they do Olivia, stock up!

 

All photos courtesy of Zimbio.com

Beyonce Pregnant With Second Child?

 

Is Blue Ivy going to be a big sister soon? Honestly. There has been no official statement regarding Beyonce’s pregnancy status, so it could all be a ruse much like Beyonce’s first pregnancy *COUGH SURROGATE COUGH*.  Here’s what we (sort of) know so far:

Bey attending the Met Gala last week

via: zap2it.com

“…multiple sources are confirming that Beyonce is pregnant with her second child with Jay-Z. Recently the singer told ABC News that she wanted to have more kids, and wished for her daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, to experience being a big sister.

 Following the Met Gala, music industry insiders said Beyonce was expecting, but she still made no announcement. After her canceled concert in Belgium, Beyonce wrote an apology note to her fans, which was posted on Facebook, noting that she was feeling better after missing the show and was ready to return to the stage.

I’m not a huge conspiracy theorist…but I am a bit when it comes to Beyonce and Jay-Z and all their media-manipulating shenanigans. (See? I even use words like ruse and shenanigans when posting about the couple. Oh, and Illuminati.) 

What about Bey’s enormous Mrs. Carter Show World Tour Sponsored By Pepsi? Cancelled? Foam bellies of all sizes? YOU tell ME.

Thoughts? Is she? Isn’t she? Let me say this about THAT: I am completely out of shits to give about surrogacy, adoption, water births, mountain cliff births, back yard in the kiddie pool births–do WHATEVER. Just don’t lie about it and say how magical and golden and how windswept your hair was with the final PUSH, because that’s just crap.

Beyonce’s strange baby bump in 2011

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this gem from our girl, Wendy Williams from 2011. Watch it all the way through.


Ohforpitysake.