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CBS Standards and Practices Do Not Want To See Your Bits and Pieces, Ladies

JLo, Lady Gaga and Toni Braxton

Jeez.  Simmer down, CBS. What year is this, anyway?

Check out the missile (old-timey words are in order) sent out to The Grammy Awards attendees from the Butt Cheek and Side Boob Malitia:

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could  possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

I’m cringing at the word “puffy“. Ew. Why not just use the equally gross term “camel toe”? Also? Where are the references to the male peen bulge (See: Jon Hamm-Roll)?  I’m finding this entire statement by CBS incredibly sexist.

Oh, HEY Bruno.

I love Bruno Mars…a LOT.  I just think that if we’re headed back to the days of Elvis on The Ed Sullivan Show, it should be IN WRITING for everyone. MEN, included!



Movie 43 Red Band Trailer – NSFW – You Will Be Offended And You Will Like It! Understood?

Holy. Shit. How the HELL did this trailer get made? How the HELL did the producers get all of these A-Listers–even some Oscar winners–to sign on to BE in this film? I’m only going to warn you ONCE.

Okay…now, go watch the trailer for Movie 43



“One thing is certain, the movie will have a fan base. Among other subjects it deals with Corprophilia, necrophilia, sexually transmitted diseases, racial stereotypes, leprechauns, whips, midgets and a slew of other taboos.

Coach Terrence Howard explaining to his basketball team why they will win!

“Movie 43″  opens on Jan. 25. It’s being called “one of the most shocking, original, and dangerous comedies ever made.

Halle Berry With a TURKEY BASTER?

Check out the full cast:

Halle Berry
Elizabeth Banks
Kristen Bell
Jimmy Bennett
Leslie Bibb
Kate Bosworth
Gerard Butler
Bobby Cannavale
Kieran Culkin
Josh Duhamel
Anna Faris
Richard Gere
John Hodgman
Terrence Howard
Hugh Jackman
Johnny Knoxville
Martin Klebba
Christina Linhardt
Beth Littleford
Justin Long a
Aasif Mandvi
Jack McBrayer
Stephen Merchant
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Chloë Grace Moretz
Chris Pratt
Liev Schreiber
Tony Shalhoub
Emma Stone
Jason Sudeikis
Uma Thurman
Patrick Warburton
Naomi Watts
Seann William Scott
Jeremy Allen White
Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet and her dirty mouth…

I know, right?? Good Lord.  The hilarity filth that comes outta these actors’ mouths!

In Theaters: January 25th.  See your ass there.

Justin Timberlake Splits Up With His Charity

Nice going, JT.


Gotcha! As far as I know Justin Timberlake is still planning to marry Jessica Biel.

The charity in question is The Shriners Hospital for Children. For the last several years the former boy band singer, featured in the film The Trouble with the Curve, had sponsored a celebrity golf tournament in Las Vegas for the organization.

Tournament chairman Raoul Frevel spoke with the Las Vegas Review-Journal and gave some real talk about the star.

While acknowledging Timberlake fulfilled his duties to the foundation and raised several million dollars Frevel went on to say:

“Justin’s a wonderful person. But we tried everything we could to get him more involved with our kids and the hospitals. But it seemed that when the TV cameras weren’t on, he disappeared.”

So, Justin Timberlake, young, rich and famous, didn’t go above and beyond for the sick and dying.

Is anybody really surprised by this?

Public relation firms solely exist so that the general public isn’t constantly confronted with the fact that stars are NOT just like us, but are they doing that great a job?

Assertions about the wonderment of Timberlake’s person aside, what specifics prompted the chairman to this bit of truth telling?

Vegas doesn’t seem the right place for candid folks but but it  goes with out saying that loose lipped people give me LIFE. Thanks Mr.Frevel!