Category Archives: Alarmist

Keira Knightley’s Chanel Commercial Might Be Too Hot For TV


Chanel‘s latest ad for it’s Coco Mademoiselle perfume has been deemed too “sexually suggestive” by the Advertising Standards Authority in the UK. A complaint was filed after it aired during a broadcast of ‘Ice Age 2′ prompting the ASA to to rule that the commercial should be prohibited from being shown during children’s programming.

In the commercial, Knightley sprays on the fragrance and then strips down for a photographer. It probably isn’t the most appropriate thing for kids to be watching, but personally I have no problem with it. At least she’s not talking about the world turning and other random things.

So what do you guys think, is the ad too hot for tv?

‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ Vampire Child ‘Renesmee’ Covers Entertainment Weekly Magazine With Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson




I really don’t have to add much to this post in terms of actual words, do I?  I know all that truly matters is the pitchers.  So.  Here we have Edward and  Bella’s half-vampire/half-sourpuss, RENESMEE, as played by 11-year-old actress, Mackenzie Foy.  My goodness, she’s pretty little thing.


Another one. Ya happy now?


Here’s my thing:  If I hear that ANY of you–and that includes your children, friends, relatives or neighbors–have named their baby girl RENESMEE, I swear I will never speak to you again.

I predict in 5 years, there will be 6-7 poor little girls named RENESMEE all in the same kindergarten class, and I pity the teachers already.


**Breaking News** Angelina Jolie is PREGNANT Again!


Look who's pregnant again!

Wow…I don’t know why I’m surprised, really, but I amAngelina Jolie and her fiance` Brad Pitt are expecting baby number Se7en.  (Ha…see what I did there?)  Okay, I’m a dork.


Angelina Jolie’s 37th birthday certainly has people talking. If she and Brad Pitt wanted to have more biological children, they probably want to do it soon. Jolie may be able to have children for the next 10 years (health permitting) however she will be considered high-risk moving forward. Naturally, Branglina could always adopt a few more children… there is no age-limit for that.


Never being one to blab all over town about her pregnancies (I’m talking to YOU, Tori Spelling!), this could just be idle gossip–but that’s why I’m here.  Remember, I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.