Birthday Shout-Out: Mads Mikkelsen Edition

It’s a great day, Dipsters! It’s Mads Mikkelsen‘s bday and he’s turning…oh, come ON. None of us care! That fierce flawlessness is both TIMELESS and AGELESS. Also, if he could still get it, age really is just a number! So how ’bout you join us for a perv down memory lane as we wish Mads Mikkelsen a very happy birthday? You know, by giving ourselves the gift of him. If I’m going down, I’m taking you all with me!

*Disclaimer: We at DiC are fully aware of our gutter-brain status. In truth, we care not. Love the talent, love the soul, BUT DID YOU SEE DAT ASS?! 

I figure starting from today and working our way back is always good, right? “The Fuller” (Bryan for you n00bs) was displaying yet another of his talents today by creeping on the birthday boy on set. This was the result:

 

mads reading
via @bryanfuller

 

Just. WHAT? How dare you, sir?! With your Hannibal dress, legs crossed, catching some downtime while you read, wearing glasses, puckering those adorable lips of yours! Sexy, sartorial beast! How.dare.you. But it’s your bday so I GUESS we’ll let it pass this one time. Especially as you continue to fuel schoolgirl fantasies. “Oh, professor! What can I possibly do to raise my grade?” Don’t act like y’all weren’t thinking it! We’re friends for a reason.

Seriously, though. How cute is he?! Birthday levels of cute.

Now let us go deeper into the abyss for it is early on this most blessed of holidays!

 

mads ramones

 

*hisssssss* That pain you felt 2 seconds ago? That’s the sensation of loins on fire. You’re welcome. I mean, Mads in a Ramones tee. Smoking (which I USUALLY hate) with a sneer? THE PERFECT STORM. In my pants.

Oh, hey, remember the moment you realized that this majestic fucker walks around looking this delectable all the time without even trying? Oh, you didn’t? Demonstration time!

 

Mads Mikkelsen
No.
Your face. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Your face. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

 

I don’t know about you guys but I, too, look that awesome when I’m just kickin’ back. In my dreams. Because, no, I call “black magic” or blood of virgins on this man. Howwwwwww? And can we talk about the way his hair flops all perfect like? It’s the living embodiment of the sighs of fangirls everywhere, whispering gently against his skin. He’s like the older, Danish version of Jordan Catalano! Don’t you love the way he leans?! Ugh. *cries*

So, yeah, I think my job is done here and I can…

 

Stop...
Stop…
the...
the…
MADS-ness!
MADS-ness!

 

All jokes and leering aside, we really do love Mads and all that he brings to the table; talent, grace, humor, affection, and full on commitment to any role he takes on. The happiest of birthdays to him with a sincere wish for many more to come!All hail the King of Micro-expressions!

 

<3
<3

 

P.S. If you’re brave enough and have wetnaps handy, have a lookie here! Sweet dreams. :-p

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