Dipped In Cream

8Feb/100

Jennifer Aniston and Sheryl Crow should just hook up and get it over with.

Just DO IT, already.

Oy. Why doesn't it surprise me that Chiniston and Lance Armstrong-gave-her-the-Cancer-Sheryl Crow are buddies? Those two couldn't find a decent man if their lives depended on it. Now that I think about it, I'm shocked that Jen never hooked up with Lance. I wonder if this 3-some is like most chicks--when any two are together, they talk crap about the one who isn't present. It's been that way since third grade, and it never stops. Trust. (Or, so I've heard.)

Check out these three chicks in their bikinis over the weekend in Mexico for Jen's 51st 41st birthday. This looks like a still photograph right out of Courteney's show, Cougar Town, which I actually sat through last night--only because Modern Family sandwiched that trainwreck of a series--ABC, you sly foxes, you. (Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. Everyone else was good. Court was just playing "Monica" as a divorcee with an 18 year old kid, who was pretty damn funny. The KID, not Courteney. Whatev. )

Where was Dough Boy Gerard Butler? I'm not a fan of his, either. Oh, and Sheryl? Nice ciggie.

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8Feb/100

Lindsay Lohan denies getting lip injections. Hooker, please.

Lindsay! Say, "Boooooooze!

Gotdamnit. Lindsay used to be cute.

Well, as long as it keeps her name in the tabloids (an my blog, forpitysake), Lindsay is in denial of stupid things.

via USWeekly.com

Lindsay Lohan is denying she got lip injections.

“I just need to get rid of… stuff,” she admitted to The Insider. “That’s personal stuff that I have to work on.”

After blogs pointed to a cut on her lip and speculated that she’d had a filler injected to puff out her pucker, the actress, 23, posted a photo of herself on Twitter, and wrote, “See! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!”

She also denied having an injection scar, despite a small mark visible in the TwitPic.

“Why are all of my friends asking me if I have a cut on my lip? Lol coz I don’t,” she wrote.

Lohan recently showed off her clutter-filled apartment, stuffed with hundreds of pairs of shoes."

Lindsay? First? Your pants are on fire. Oh, bad choice of words. Sorry **COUGHfirecrotchCOUGH**

Secondly? You used to be so stinkin' cute. Now, you look like an "after" meth-warning picture, you're getting into physical altercations (allegedly!) with Sam again, claiming you're a hoarder (you're just a hot, dirty mess) and cannot get a jobby-job to saver your soul.

Get it together, Linds.

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8Feb/100

Britney Spears Entourage in a Convoy to Emergency Room in Los Angeles

Brit Lightin' Up.

X17Online is reporting that Britney and a "convoy" were seen traveling to the emergency room moments ago.

"...photographers spotted Britney being driven by her bodyguard as she sat in the passenger seat, followed by another two cars.

Britney's children were not seen in the car with her, but it's possible they could be the reason for her trip to the hospital.

UPDATE: Photogs say that Britney walked into the children's wing of the hospital. We have pix coming soon...

UPDATE 2: Britney arrived at UCLA Medical Center's Mattel Children's Hospital
with two cars following her and a police escort which was pre-planned. The caravan of cars didn't appear to be moving in a way that would suggest there was an emergency. The whole thing started around noon PT today when the three cars left Spears' Calabasas home, heading for Westwood."

I hope Brit's boys are okay. Odd that they went directly to the ER, but maybe that's how it's done sometimes when you're a celeb? Jayden was rushed to the hospital back in 2008 after suffering a seizure...fingers crossed it's unrelated to that episode.

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8Feb/100

Dr. Conrad Murray Charged in Michael Jackson’s Death

We'll keep you posted throughout the day of developing stories...

via TMZ.com

Dr. Murray will be arraigned today at 1:30 PM. As we first reported, he will plead not guilty.

"Dr. Murray is expected to show up at around 1:00 PM, accompanied by his lawyers and a bail bondsman. Bail should be set at $25,000.

Dr. Murray administered Propofol to Jackson just before he died, and the L.A. County Coroner's Office has determined Jackson died as a result of acute Propofol intoxication.

If convicted, Dr. Murray faces a maximum of 4 years in prison."

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8Feb/100

Anne Hathaway on the cover of British GQ. “Angelina Jolie is a better movie kisser.”

Anne Hathaway. Too. Much. Photoshop.

Comparison, y'all...

I'm right, huh?

I'm not a fan of The Hathaway. I find her grating. Completely annoying. And llama-like. (They spit and I totally picture her doing that when she's displeased.) Llama-girl had a some interesting things to say about movie kissing, though, in her interview in British GQ.

via British GQ:

"It's a totally different experience," she said of the forceful movie kiss. "But really you have to be Angelina Jolie to pull that off and still look good. I don't know if you've noticed, but I ain't no Angie."

Ummmm. You can say that again, sister.

I know. Beating a dead horse again. Brad and Angie being hot? Those were the days, man.

Makes me wonder what Angie's up to with Johnny Depp during the current filming of The Tourist.

Oh dear.

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7Feb/105

Another Lady Gaga Post? Another Baby Post? It’s a Gaga Baby Post!

Gaga and a baby!!

Just your average gal. WHAT??

This is called overkill. Or beating a dead horse, both of which I have a Master's Degree in, so listen up.

Lady Gaga. Baby. Lady Gaga HOLDING said Baby.

Oh, it gets better. Lady Gaga is wearing fairly normal clothing, no make-up and seemingly, there are no bodyguards around...while shopping in Southern California with a friend and his baby. AND THEY WENT TO A DOLLAR STORE!!

Oh, Madonna. This new girl is SUCH a breath of fresh air. Have ya seen her yet?

(Giggle.)

Tagged as: BABIES, Beating a Dead Horse, Lady Gaga, Overkill 5 Comments

7Feb/100

BEST Super Bowl 44 Commercial: The E*Trade Baby!

Oh man. I love that "Lindsay" is the Milkaholic!

Milka whaaaa?

Which ones did you love or loathe? Oh, and YAY Saints!

Felix, chattin' up the Milkaholic? Oh dear.

Of course I had to make it all about the Meat Pie!!

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7Feb/101

The Who AIN’T my g-g-generation; The Super Bowl Half-Time Show

Honk shooooo The Who Dat? Let's all take a stroll down Memory Lane, shall we? Oh, Prince. Yours was the Best. Half-time show. EVER.

No comparison.

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7Feb/100

Letterman, Oprah and Leno Super Bowl Commercial

Leno still looks like a douche and Dave still seems totally irritated with him, but leave it to OPRAH to sit between them, y'all! Hilarious Super Bowl commercial, CBS!

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7Feb/100

Taylor Swift and John Mayer Hooked Up? File Under: Grain of Salt

"Ya got mah room key, right Baby?"

Really? I mean, I don't put this past John Mayer, but Taylor? Meh. Maybe...maybe not. THAT'S why I'm here, y'all--for hard-hitting, factual crap like that. HA! Good one.

via DigitalSpy.com

“She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear. They were acting like teenagers.”

The source claimed that the couple dined at the Cabana restaurant and were joined by their friends. After their dinner reservation, they were spotted leaving the restaurant alone and heading to the Hermitage Hotel.

“Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morning room service before leaving his suite the next day.”

If they "did it", Taylor knows her way around a rubber sheet now. HEY! Just tellin' ya what I heard. Don't blame the messenger.

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